Rainman4707
Master Don Juan
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Girls are so fu*king clever. Johnny Depp once said "Women rule" & I think he may be right.
A woman has just nearly fu*ked a workmate/man on a business meeting. She comes back home to her husband & they put the kids to bed. They are sitting on the sofa wearing only their dressing gowns. The man was miserable because his wife had been out all day with another man on a business trip. He had been trying to ask about her day, but had kept getting interrupted by the kids. Now they were in bed..he sought reassurance. He told her all day was a long time to spend with another man. She replied that it had been only ok, when she knew she had really enjoyed her time (Lying *****) she lied that she had slept mostly on the way back.
Do you see here how she is being very sly. Woman are very good at this. It still shocks me everytime how clever they are. She also lied that they had talked mainly about work on the way back. Her husband said they shouldn't have been in a close environment such as a car all day. They should of got train instead. Then in an inspired moment SHE LIED AGAIN & SAID SHE WISHED HE WOULD OF WINDED THE WINDOW DOWN BECAUSE HE STUNK.
There was a pause so she pushed home the advantage gained from her lie. She complained that the man had really annoyed her over lunch. He had seemed to disapprove of everything she said over dinner. She had found it difficult not to tell him what she had thought of him over lunch. Her partner relaxed a little, reassured by her lies.
She now had an idea. Gently pushing the cat of her lap, she swivelled round towards her partner & placed her hand partly on his thigh & partly on the cat still on his lap. Making up the story as she went along, she told him of a dream she had while dozing in the car on the way back. As she talked she stroked the cat on his lap, apparently accidently rubbing her partners penis under his dressing gown with the back of her hand. In graphic detail, she described how in the dream the cat now on his lap had been giving her oral sex. Its tongue had been rough, but gentle. she had got really excited & nearly come, feeling embarrassed when she woke in the car in case the man had noticed her flush. Now with her partners full attention, she continued that the thought of oral sex had been in her mind ever since. Complaining that it was so long since he had obliged her, she urged him to do so now.
As usual, she got her own way. She didn't climax from his licking, but pretended that she did. with the charade over, she let him have intercourse.
Another man walked through his door & sensed a strangeness in his partners mood. Over dinner his partner showed no interest in his day. He told her where his business had taken him & who had gone with him, but got no reaction. All evening she busied herself, spending no time with him. On the few occasions they spoke, she barely looked at him. When he asked how her day had been she shrugged & said it had been normal. She had taken the children to & from school & done the shopping. Just normal. Other than that she had been in all day. Highlight of day was an hours sunbathing. Then for no apparent reason she volunteered the information that the bed had needed changing & she had washed the sheets. At the end of the evening she complained of how hot the day was & said she needed a bath. When she got out of the bath, the man had a hard on, but she ignored him. Usually she would walk around naked after a bath, but not tonight. She also switched off the light before undressing, but she probably need not have worried, the marks on her back weren't as bad as she had imagined. He tried for sex, she complained of tiredness. He wouldn't be denied & went down on her. Before he could get down there though she again complained. She then decided she would let him fu*k her as she didn't want him to smell her infidelity.
I was also watching an episode of Geordie shore on Thursday night. A girl had two dates with a guy, she acts like butter wouldn't melt to his face, then slags him off big style to her friends, saying the only way he'll get a third date if he has a face transplant. We all know women are like this, but it's still hard to believe they can act this way. No dignity. Horrible.
Those three examples show what women can be like. Remember that. Regarding first two examples - It shocked me how snakey women can be. Tut, tut. I thought I was sly/crafty until I started studying women.
A woman has just nearly fu*ked a workmate/man on a business meeting. She comes back home to her husband & they put the kids to bed. They are sitting on the sofa wearing only their dressing gowns. The man was miserable because his wife had been out all day with another man on a business trip. He had been trying to ask about her day, but had kept getting interrupted by the kids. Now they were in bed..he sought reassurance. He told her all day was a long time to spend with another man. She replied that it had been only ok, when she knew she had really enjoyed her time (Lying *****) she lied that she had slept mostly on the way back.
Do you see here how she is being very sly. Woman are very good at this. It still shocks me everytime how clever they are. She also lied that they had talked mainly about work on the way back. Her husband said they shouldn't have been in a close environment such as a car all day. They should of got train instead. Then in an inspired moment SHE LIED AGAIN & SAID SHE WISHED HE WOULD OF WINDED THE WINDOW DOWN BECAUSE HE STUNK.
There was a pause so she pushed home the advantage gained from her lie. She complained that the man had really annoyed her over lunch. He had seemed to disapprove of everything she said over dinner. She had found it difficult not to tell him what she had thought of him over lunch. Her partner relaxed a little, reassured by her lies.
She now had an idea. Gently pushing the cat of her lap, she swivelled round towards her partner & placed her hand partly on his thigh & partly on the cat still on his lap. Making up the story as she went along, she told him of a dream she had while dozing in the car on the way back. As she talked she stroked the cat on his lap, apparently accidently rubbing her partners penis under his dressing gown with the back of her hand. In graphic detail, she described how in the dream the cat now on his lap had been giving her oral sex. Its tongue had been rough, but gentle. she had got really excited & nearly come, feeling embarrassed when she woke in the car in case the man had noticed her flush. Now with her partners full attention, she continued that the thought of oral sex had been in her mind ever since. Complaining that it was so long since he had obliged her, she urged him to do so now.
As usual, she got her own way. She didn't climax from his licking, but pretended that she did. with the charade over, she let him have intercourse.
Another man walked through his door & sensed a strangeness in his partners mood. Over dinner his partner showed no interest in his day. He told her where his business had taken him & who had gone with him, but got no reaction. All evening she busied herself, spending no time with him. On the few occasions they spoke, she barely looked at him. When he asked how her day had been she shrugged & said it had been normal. She had taken the children to & from school & done the shopping. Just normal. Other than that she had been in all day. Highlight of day was an hours sunbathing. Then for no apparent reason she volunteered the information that the bed had needed changing & she had washed the sheets. At the end of the evening she complained of how hot the day was & said she needed a bath. When she got out of the bath, the man had a hard on, but she ignored him. Usually she would walk around naked after a bath, but not tonight. She also switched off the light before undressing, but she probably need not have worried, the marks on her back weren't as bad as she had imagined. He tried for sex, she complained of tiredness. He wouldn't be denied & went down on her. Before he could get down there though she again complained. She then decided she would let him fu*k her as she didn't want him to smell her infidelity.
I was also watching an episode of Geordie shore on Thursday night. A girl had two dates with a guy, she acts like butter wouldn't melt to his face, then slags him off big style to her friends, saying the only way he'll get a third date if he has a face transplant. We all know women are like this, but it's still hard to believe they can act this way. No dignity. Horrible.
Those three examples show what women can be like. Remember that. Regarding first two examples - It shocked me how snakey women can be. Tut, tut. I thought I was sly/crafty until I started studying women.