"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Island Party

Ronaldo7

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- 5-7 guys and more than 10 women. Good ratio. And very hot women.
- One of the women going i've tried to seal the deal with her, but has a boyfriend and "doesn't want to get exposed".
- The guys going all have wives and girlfriends/dating. This makes me comfortable knowing pictures will not be taken or information leaked out (since i am in a similar boat).
- Would leave early and come back late afternoon. No suspicions.

Issue:

While we will be taking a yacht (from one of the guys), the place that we will be going to represents exposure. Not directly, but going to and from there.

I'm unsure whether to immerse myself in this experience. I want to go, but i can't leave any loose ends.

Advice?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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RangerMIke

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I don't understand why you are going with a bunch of people? Women who are looking to cheat... in my experience don't travel in a horde like this... maybe 2-3 good friends they really trust. I don't know any women that trust 9 other women much less 5-7 dudes.

Do what you want, but you will get caught no way around it.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I feel like you shouldnt be needing to hide this. Or being in a life situation where you need to hide this
 

Slash Dolo

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Sounds like at this point you can either go and regret it later or not go and regret it later.

I saw watch the first season of Dexter to prepare and go.
 

Ronaldo7

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I have decided to go.

Yesterday, i went to a house congregation and met one of the girls going. Made out, but i should've got to the house earlier. Arrived very late. Hot, hotter friends and doesn't relate fornication to love. Perfect.

I'm 100% sure my girlfriend won't find out. What she doesn't know will not hurt her.
 

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I have decided to go.

Yesterday, i went to a house congregation and met one of the girls going. Made out, but i should've got to the house earlier. Arrived very late. Hot, hotter friends and doesn't relate fornication to love. Perfect.

I'm 100% sure my girlfriend won't find out. What she doesn't know will not hurt her.
Told ya...hahahahaha
 

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this sounds like its going to turn into a massive drunken orgy fest. I approve
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Ronaldo7

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Gentlemen,

the journey was superb. I had not seen so many slutty women in one place.

I fornicated with the women i met at the party. Also, i kissed another woman who was with the group. Everyone there had a silent agreement of "don't ask, don't tell". As if the trip never existed.

I am slowly realizing i'm not exerting my full potential in regards to women. Perhaps i underrate my looks, but i should really be slaying hundreds. Perhaps i don't try hard enough. Perhaps i'm not the only one like this.
 
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