"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dated a woman. Met her on pof. She lied about her age, by ten years. Found out she lied about her name as well.

She told me pretty quick that she had a male roommate and that they agreed to not bring people over.

She came and would pick me up from my place, take me out to dinner and after a couple weeks she'd get us a hotel room every Friday night.

She was really buttering me up so I decided to look into her. Have a friend who's a sales manager at a franchise car dealership. I explained to him the situation and texted him a picture of her license plate.

With that I googled her address. Found a phone number. Googled the phone number which led me to her "roommates" website. Emailed him. At first he didn't seem interested, but eventually he reached back out to me.

She was her.kind of ex of 8 years. Turns out they've been on and off for the last year or so.

Why lie like this? I mean she loved sex with me. She'd pick me up, suck me in the car then take me to dinner. She did a lot for me scruffy l actually, I didn't have transportation for a while.

Was I just a human dildo to her?

I'm 27 she's 45, no kids.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Dated a woman. Met her on pof. She lied about her age, by ten years. Found out she lied about her name as well.

She told me pretty quick that she had a male roommate and that they agreed to not bring people over.

She came and would pick me up from my place, take me out to dinner and after a couple weeks she'd get us a hotel room every Friday night.

She was really buttering me up so I decided to look into her. Have a friend who's a sales manager at a franchise car dealership. I explained to him the situation and texted him a picture of her license plate.

With that I googled her address. Found a phone number. Googled the phone number which led me to her "roommates" website. Emailed him. At first he didn't seem interested, but eventually he reached back out to me.

She was her.kind of ex of 8 years. Turns out they've been on and off for the last year or so.

Why lie like this? I mean she loved sex with me. She'd pick me up, suck me in the car then take me to dinner. She did a lot for me scruffy l actually, I didn't have transportation for a while.

Was I just a human dildo to her?

I'm 27 she's 45, no kids.
Pretty much. She was looking for mr right now not mr right and you filled the need.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dated a woman. Met her on pof. She lied about her age, by ten years. Found out she lied about her name as well.

She told me pretty quick that she had a male roommate and that they agreed to not bring people over.

She came and would pick me up from my place, take me out to dinner and after a couple weeks she'd get us a hotel room every Friday night.

She was really buttering me up so I decided to look into her. Have a friend who's a sales manager at a franchise car dealership. I explained to him the situation and texted him a picture of her license plate.

With that I googled her address. Found a phone number. Googled the phone number which led me to her "roommates" website. Emailed him. At first he didn't seem interested, but eventually he reached back out to me.

She was her.kind of ex of 8 years. Turns out they've been on and off for the last year or so.

Why lie like this? I mean she loved sex with me. She'd pick me up, suck me in the car then take me to dinner. She did a lot for me scruffy l actually, I didn't have transportation for a while.

Was I just a human dildo to her?

I'm 27 she's 45, no kids.
I'm just curious, if your 27 and entering your prime....why are you dating a so called "35" yr. old woman?
 

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I'm just curious, if your 27 and entering your prime....why are you dating a so called "35" yr. old woman?
Because I didn't have much options at that point. Plus she made it real easy for me, paid for hotel rooms, bought me food all the time.

She also just had this lust for me, like when she pick me up, when I got in the car she looked so horny. It made me feel good to be so desired.

Also I didn't have a car at the time so she'd not only drive me to where I needed to go (grocery store, bank, etc) she'd buy me food and suck my d1ck in the parking lot.
 
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Online dating is bottom of the barrel 99% of the time. Really gotta be picky on there.

As for the chick, she sounds like a psycho. Living with an on off ex for eight years? Yikes. Run, Forest, run.
Actually she owned the house and drives a Mercedes and a Mazda.
 

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I'm sorry man but it appears you may have been her boy toy/plate which is no surprise... But what I have trouble believing is if she owns her own house and has a male roommate living with her and they agreed not to have any guests overnight at the house, I mean I could be wrong but....doesn't that sound suspicious to you? Are you sure she's still not messing with him as well? She's full of lies and nonsense that are certainly not worthy of your time.
 

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I'm sorry man but it appears you may have been her boy toy/plate which is no surprise... But what I have trouble believing is if she owns her own house and has a male roommate living with her and they agreed not to have any guests overnight at the house, I mean I could be wrong but....doesn't that sound suspicious to you? Are you sure she's still not messing with him as well? She's full of lies and nonsense that are certainly not worthy of your time.
Oh trust me. Me and him talked. He said they weren't sleeping together for a while. I did dump her multiple times and I think she banged him one or twice. But maybe he lied, but why.would he?

Not that it matters at this point.

Obviously it was suspicious did you even read the whole op?
 
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Dated a woman. Met her on pof. She lied about her age, by ten years. Found out she lied about her name as well.

She told me pretty quick that she had a male roommate and that they agreed to not bring people over.

She came and would pick me up from my place, take me out to dinner and after a couple weeks she'd get us a hotel room every Friday night.

She was really buttering me up so I decided to look into her. Have a friend who's a sales manager at a franchise car dealership. I explained to him the situation and texted him a picture of her license plate.

With that I googled her address. Found a phone number. Googled the phone number which led me to her "roommates" website. Emailed him. At first he didn't seem interested, but eventually he reached back out to me.

She was her.kind of ex of 8 years. Turns out they've been on and off for the last year or so.

Why lie like this? I mean she loved sex with me. She'd pick me up, suck me in the car then take me to dinner. She did a lot for me scruffy l actually, I didn't have transportation for a while.

Was I just a human dildo to her?

I'm 27 she's 45, no kids.
The answer to this question is quite simple.....you shouldn't really care.

Nobody can teach you not to care. So many can tell you "oh dude don't care"

But when you really don't care, you'll know that you don't even have to thing about not
caring....

Women will keep you around as long as they gain a benefit from you.....it's human nature...
the worst thing you can do is analyst it.
 
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