"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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What are good birthday gifts to give to a girlfriend?

El Payaso

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What the question said.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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D*ck and game.
 

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Tuff one, since Xmas just past you probably spent a future on a gift already, but a wine/beer of the month club or you can't go wrong with gift certificates.
I like the gift certificates idea. Gift card to her favorite clothes store is a good idea. Thanks.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Rex is fundamentally right.

Good game and good d!ck as presents remind her that you're still in it when it comes to the most important aspect of a relationship, wettening her pvssy and then taking care of it. When you can or will no longer give her those presents or you have to compensate with something else because your game and d!ck aint what they used to be, the relationship is on its way down.
 

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Go hire a couple of stand up paddle boards and go have some fun on her bday.

(Can't remember where I saw this) I like the idea of just getting her a bag of skittles with a note on it saying:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don't eat the green ones!
You're a great screw
 

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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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No stuff.
Offer a card with nice words, an experience with you, some excitment and fun.
Insert yourself deep in her brain.
Pvssy will follow.
 

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youre an uber alpha bro, srsly, you dunt need no stinkin giftz, girls believe you are the gift bro. You cant be buying dese bitchs gift naw mean? Thats beta bro... never be a beta. We alpha ovur hur naw mean?
 

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your c0ck
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Buy nothing.She will remeber it much more than any gift you could ever buy.
No stuff.
Offer a card with nice words, an experience with you, some excitment and fun.
Insert yourself deep in her brain.
Pvssy will follow.
I don't really feel like going out with her on that day. She got me a PS4 on my birthday so I'd rather get her something along with a happy birthday card. I already get her pvssy whenever I want so that's not a big deal.
 

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What women like more than anything else is jewelry. That can be expensive though, and may not be the kind of message you are wanting to send, depending on the situation.
 
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