"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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1 date and 3 hangouts so far--no sex. I only haven't next'd her because there's been sexual "progression." She's also told me she's f*cked 3 dudes total. One in her pvssy and two anal. She wants to f*ck tmrw, but she only wants to do anal and not vaginal because "vaginal is more intimate and she really wants to know the person before she does it." Lmfao such strong woman logic. I don't even like anal. I'm not f*cking gay, and I've tried anal with a few girls and it's disgusting/not hot

Where the f*ck are the non-nutcase girls? Cause they sure ain't on the east coast.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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She wants to f*ck tmrw, but she only wants to do anal and not vaginal because "vaginal is more intimate and she really wants to know the person before she does it."
Let her know that's fine, and you'll be more than happy to find an additional partner who enjoys vaginal penetration since that's what you prefer. If she drops you over that, then be glad knowing you lost a nutcase.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Just **** her and just happen to let your **** slip in her pus say...
 

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This is her first attempt at control. She is testing the waters to see if you comply, how malleable you are.

I'd just say "That's not my thing, let me know if you change your mind"

And then stop contacting her.
I agree with this.

Reject her and she will go crazy.
 

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Send her my way...I'll stretch her little ass open...fvck her in the ass then pull it out and make her suck it as punishment...lmao
 

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Figure I'll update this. I saw her two more times and fvcked her in the ass both times. Honestly, I only did it because I thought I "deserved" something after hanging out five different times. She later asked me to go to the beach with her for New Years and I told her that I can't take her/our "relationship" seriously if she only wants me to fvck her in the ass. She responded saying she doesn't know me well enough to have "sex" with me yet. Apparently in her mind sex is only penis in vagina. Anal doesn't totally count. Huge CRAZY woman logic red flag in my book. I just deleted her number without responding after she texted me that.

What a total moron... Ruined what could have been a good relationship because she wasn't willing to have my penis in her vagina (even though it had already been in her ass, which IMO is worse).
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Figure I'll update this. I saw her two more times and fvcked her in the ass both times. Honestly, I only did it because I thought I "deserved" something after hanging out five different times. She later asked me to go to the beach with her for New Years and I told her that I can't take her/our "relationship" seriously if she only wants me to fvck her in the ass. She responded saying she doesn't know me well enough to have "sex" with me yet. Apparently in her mind sex is only penis in vagina. Anal doesn't totally count. Huge CRAZY woman logic red flag in my book. I just deleted her number without responding after she texted me that.

What a total moron... Ruined what could have been a good relationship because she wasn't willing to have my penis in her vagina (even though it had already been in her ass, which IMO is worse).
You should fvck her one more time and slide it all the way in her ass, then take it out and make her suck it, then force her head all the way down and hold it there so she can taste her ass as punishment.
 

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Figure I'll update this. I saw her two more times and fvcked her in the ass both times. Honestly, I only did it because I thought I "deserved" something after hanging out five different times. She later asked me to go to the beach with her for New Years and I told her that I can't take her/our "relationship" seriously if she only wants me to fvck her in the ass. She responded saying she doesn't know me well enough to have "sex" with me yet. Apparently in her mind sex is only penis in vagina. Anal doesn't totally count. Huge CRAZY woman logic red flag in my book. I just deleted her number without responding after she texted me that.

What a total moron... Ruined what could have been a good relationship because she wasn't willing to have my penis in her vagina (even though it had already been in her ass, which IMO is worse).
Why do you bother positing for ADVICE and disregard it?

Please leave the forum. I'm so fed up of idiots asking for advice and doing the exact opposite/ whatever they were going to do in the first place.
 

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Why do you bother positing for ADVICE and disregard it?

Please leave the forum. I'm so fed up of idiots asking for advice and doing the exact opposite/ whatever they were going to do in the first place.
Oh ok. Guess I have to go. Bye guys.
 

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Figure I'll update this. I saw her two more times and fvcked her in the ass both times. Honestly, I only did it because I thought I "deserved" something after hanging out five different times. She later asked me to go to the beach with her for New Years and I told her that I can't take her/our "relationship" seriously if she only wants me to fvck her in the ass. She responded saying she doesn't know me well enough to have "sex" with me yet. Apparently in her mind sex is only penis in vagina. Anal doesn't totally count. Huge CRAZY woman logic red flag in my book. I just deleted her number without responding after she texted me that.

What a total moron... Ruined what could have been a good relationship because she wasn't willing to have my penis in her vagina (even though it had already been
in her ass, which IMO is worse).
Wow, this chick is Certified LOCO... SHE is only good for random arse f*@k!!! She is what she is. Never ever take her seriously, she's just a low level plate and when you're done with her toss her back at sea until you summon her again....Lol
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Just **** her and just happen to let your **** slip in her pus say...
Now I say this assuming she is partly sane and not full porn star. Majority of women wont go ass to ***** because of the hygiene aspect. If not, she would probably just take it but most women (this is where the sanity comes into play) would be very concerned over the health of their pussies.
 

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sounds like a real good time
 

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I had this happen once, woman invited me over. We got naked in bed and started fooling around but she told me "we can not have sex". I'm like yeah whatever. Fooled around for a bit. Finally I stuck it in there anyway and said "whoops" I slipped. Then I found out why she was saying no sex; she was on the rag! But I also think she was testing me too. Moral of the story, IMO anyone woman who is willing to get nude with a man and says "no sex" can be sexed!
 

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Or she could just b Greek. I had a Plague of Greek Helens once and that's how they rolled. they were saving the ***** for marriage or some weird s***
 

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this merely goes back to the old what a woman says and wants thing

all you gotta do is remember 99.9% of what comes out of a womans mouth is garbage

im pretty sure they dont even know what their on about half the time

all you do is nod and agree yea yea yea get her in bed .......and then you just do whatever you were gonna do anyway

( in your case ram your d1ck in her pu$$y)

see how easy it is when you adpot the mindset of a man ? ;)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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