"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Is a "cuddle house" just a PG-rated brothel?

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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just what we need, to let our women feel entitled to the point that we need to pay for mere affection. Geez.

Cuddle parties I can understand, but to pay for it? More feminist entitlement garbage.
 

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lol that ain't nothing. In Japan dudes pay to have young ladies clean their ears.

 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I'm not against the concept, but $60 dollars seems way too steep. A guy would really have to be desperate to fork out $60 just to cuddle. It would be like dropping $100 on a kissing booth.

I bet if you put some Abercrombie-looking dudes up, there would be chicks willing to pay some cash to cuddle with them. Not as many as vice versa of course, but there would be some.
 

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I seriously love these quirky vids you post taiyuu and really everything about Japanese culture. I stayed in the country side when I was there and didn't get much time to indulge in the weird city cultures. As I understand it, mothers do this for their kids and the guys develop a bit of a fetish with it. I wonder if the guys acting polite and weird there is why foreigners tend to have such an easy time with the girls, It certainly works that way in China. Is it still expensive? I haven't been back since 05.

Apparently, they like sh1t that comes out of their ears:


Coincidence that the song's name is 'PICK ME UP' and all the guys in the window are white guys with the letters OK NOW behind them? I think they are brainwashing/encouraging inter-racial relationships. Japan needs babies.
 
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This is a classic real world example of women exploiting men on the two big weaknesses of a man's desire for sex and companionship. You know darn good and well that any beta willing to go to one of these is going to have that tiny thought in the back of his mind that he *may* get lucky and get more than cuddling out of it. Like buying the 100 million dollar Powerball ticket. "There is always that **slight** chance".
 

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I seriously love these quirky vids you post taiyuu and really everything about Japanese culture. I stayed in the country side when I was there and didn't get much time to indulge in the weird city cultures. As I understand it, mothers do this for their kids and the guys develop a bit of a fetish with it. I wonder if the guys acting polite and weird there is why foreigners tend to have such an easy time with the girls, It certainly works that way in China. Is it still expensive? I haven't been back since 05.

Apparently, they like sh1t that comes out of their ears:


Coincidence that the song's name is 'PICK ME UP' and all the guys in the window are white guys with the letters OK NOW behind them? I think they are brainwashing/encouraging inter-racial relationships. Japan needs babies.
I would happily provide Japan with babies. I had a trip planned in a year to Japan with my ex, might do it alone now.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Don't plan a trip, plan a lifetime.

If I was to do it over, I would have planned to hit Japan and get MARRIED. They have an excellent national health care system and the women are fairly decent too.
 

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Don't plan a trip, plan a lifetime.

If I was to do it over, I would have planned to hit Japan and get MARRIED. They have an excellent national health care system and the women are fairly decent too.
I would, I love japanese culture, not in an anime way btw haha. The problem would be getting a job over there. But damm, I can see myself breeding mixed japs and instauring a new Shogunate under my fist.
 
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