"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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don't worry if u not a DJ now

_sideways_

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....as women age, they want stability and whatnot ...u r belly and wrinkly skin won't mean a thing as long as you got ur cash right.

Lol.
but seriously. ...tons of hot azz chick's who only want that paycheck.

hot sex like a stud is for the young and physically fit and able.

We heard this all before...just let it sink in more
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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marmel75

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....as women age, they want stability and whatnot ...u r belly and wrinkly skin won't mean a thing as long as you got ur cash right.

Lol.
but seriously. ...tons of hot azz chick's who only want that paycheck.

hot sex like a stud is for the young and physically fit and able.

We heard this all before...just let it sink in more
Fvck that...I'm 40 years old and still a beast...both in the gym and the bedroom
 
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