Alas... another thing to ruin my gender.
Some of them DO make sense though and I think most of you will agree with me.
Always look great, whatever your income. Gorgeous hair and some lipstick and wearing rags will still turn his head. You have the advantage, you are the woman. Look your best as you could meet a potential Mr. Right anywhere at any time
This one makes sense. For everyone, not just women. You always want to look your best. (key word being YOUR best... you don't have to have expensive stuff, but you should look like you at least make an effort to take care of yourself).
Never reveal information you don't have to. An enigmatic woman drives men wild.
This is just the basic "don't ask don't tell" policy. I don't necessarily think it "drives men wild" but there is such a thing as too much unnecessary info.
Keep dates brief but your men interested. Less is always more
Is that in the bible?
Try and stay in shape and involve some fitness regime at a gym. However much you hate it, your Mr. Right loves your body as much as your mind.
Makes sense. Take care of yourself. This isn't even for dating... it's for general well-being.
Let your man pay. If he is interested, he is interested enough to ensure you eat well and get home safely in a cab.
Now this is the part that's wacked. Yes you can LET your man pay... if a guy offers to pay for me, I'm not going to say no. It's disrespectful even at times to refuse something like that, which is a gesture he's making. But being interested enough to ensure that I eat well? What the ****!? I make it a point to contribute money (or at least offer to) once in a while and to also pick places to go that are inexpensive. I don't want to date someone for their wallet. It's teaching **** like this to women, that makes so many girls so ****ed up... which gives us all a bad name.
Ensure you receive flowers, if he doesn't know what a florist is, dump him.
Ok, flowers CAN be nice once in a while, or for special occasions, but this has to be the dumbest thing I've ever seen. I'm not into the cliche quasi-romantic gesture of flowers. It's really a no-brainer gesture... I want a guy to do something for me that shows he put in thought or that he knows me (read: he listens)... not waste money on some overpriced roses that are going to wilt in a few days anyway.
Never ever sleep with a guy until he has fallen for you. Sex early in your dating game plan will ruin everything.
Yeah, this one makes sense. But really... I think people should just go with their instincts and their feelings... Do what you feel is right for the situation... I can't imagine being like "hmmm I'd LIKE to **** him now, but the rules say I have to wait a little longer" ... just like I'd never think "well I'm not ready, but I better have sex with him soon because he DID buy me that expensive dinner"
Always keep a guy waiting and never turn up early. It is a lady's perogative.
No. It's a lady's inconsideration. I hate lateness.
Never be available when he wants you to be. Never be at the end of a phone when he calls and always let him leave a message or two first before replying.
These sound like DJ games... no offense meant by that statement... ha ha. I understand the "playing hard to get" thing, but c'mon... you play too hard to get and you won't be gotten at all.
If he is available Tuesday, you are available Thursday.
HUH?
Weekend shopping trips with girlfriends are sacred and not available for dates.
This is the guys-come-and-go-but-friends-are-forever thing. Yes, that's true. But that doesn't mean you have to see your friends every weekend... who can afford to shop every weekend anyway? ha ha... not me.
Keep your man standing on quicksand by shifting landmarks and goalposts constantly.
are we dating or going on a pilgrimage?
Ensure you are a good kisser. Men will walk away if you cannot kiss. Practise on a mirror if you have to.
On a mirror? I say practice on another guy.
Never ever talk about previous boyfriends and particularly their prowess in the bedroom. The number of ex boyfriends is your business only.
word.
Never pre suppose anything about your date until you choose to know him better. You cannot always tell by looking
Ah. The good old "don't judge a book by its cover"... never assume anything about anything. Period.
If any man shows the slightest signs of possessiveness or insecurity run like the wind. Life is too short for boys.
Um... no comment.
If his shoes or hygiene are a disgrace dump him
hygiene: yes. shoes: no.
Never talk too much about your father and how your date measures up in comparison.
Eeek. I'm not even gonna touch this one. Do girls DO that?
Never ever come across as too available or too desperate, he will run a mile. He is the one doing the chasing remember.
More than not COMING ACROSS as too desperate... how about not BEING desperate.
If the guy in the corner is gorgeous go and get him and create the need in him for you. Never wait for men to come to you because you may watch him leave with someone else.
"create the need in him for you" LOL... but yes it's true... you want something, go and get it.
You may well have all the bodily functions of a man, just try not to demonstrate them early on.
ha ha ha!!
If you are wanting a child, don't mention it on the first few dates.
True. That will scare most guys off... but it is kind of ****ty to drop that on someone afterwards too.
Never ever criticize his mother unless you want to remain single.
LMFAO!!
I'm not gonna touch the online dating part (I don't do that) or the workplace stuff because I don't wanna get into a debate here, ha ha.