HoneyHitter
Senior Don Juan
- Joined
- Nov 13, 2006
- Messages
- 498
- Reaction score
- 201
- Age
- 43
You're being too easy, mister NICEGUY!!InvisibleMan said:Sat down, told her how I wanted it. we walked over to the chair to wash my hair and the first thing she says is "You married?"
I just said no, waited awhile, then said "You?"
Next time say:"Why?Are you looking for threesomes?"
Again: you're being boring by giving her the answers rightaway.InvisibleMan said:She says "Do you live alone?" I say "yep."
Instead of "We could ..." say "Let's go..."InvisibleMan said:I sit there awhile and then just go for it. I say "We could mountain biking sometime if you're up for it."
That's alright, because first I will have to teach you some new techniques before we take it to the streets. I gotta take care of a couple a things right now. I'll come and pick you up at closing time. (Keep eye contact ALL THE TIME)InvisibleMan said:She says "Not in the winter, but yea that would be cool." So I get up to pay, give her the money,
Your expecting her to be a man? Women are like "chicken"!! That's why we call them chicks, don't we? If you don't have the guts...she DEFINITELY won't have the guts! (Unless her hormones are runnin wild, but that's not going to happen if you didn't get on her nerves by challenging her with ****y questions?)InvisibleMan said:...and wait to see if she may give a phone number or something (cause I'm not gonna ask for it at this point, since she seemed less than interested, like all women are with me). But no phone number, no nothing.
Yes, but only if you got her hormones working.InvisibleMan said:WTF is this? Wouldn't a woman give her number if she REALLY wanted a guy?
You did not.
Why not? It could be very ****y!!InvisibleMan said:I'm not gonna CALL HER THERE. Fuk that.
You should really start thinking more about what YOU want. That's what SHE wants in you. If you want to be with her, TAKE HER.