A true player's myspace profile

[DJVladdy]

I ain't hatin but i mean...
if ur not black and u wanna use the n-word at least use it in the right context lol

 

[LostAndConfused]

I realized my post may have been vague.

These guys think that hot cars and hair gel will get you the girl. And not inner confidence and strength.

Hot cars and hair gel WILL get you a certain type of chick. I doubt that is what we should be telling the young bucks to strive for.

This is true.

 

[Bible_Belt]

I have a "hot car" and a R1 sport bike (and some hair gel). These things can get you initial interest from women, but after that it comes down to your game. I meet a lot of guys who have hotter cars and bikes than mine, as well as some professional fighters now that I have taken up mma, and excelling at any of these hobbies does not by itself create success with women. You got to have game, and you can work on developing that game before you get the hot car. You don't need the hot car to get women, and not having that car is no excuse for not having women.

 

[ChrizZ]

I realized my post may have been vague.

These guys think that hot cars and hair gel will get you the girl. And not inner confidence and strength.

Hot cars and hair gel WILL get you a certain type of chick. I doubt that is what we should be telling the young bucks to strive for.

Who said the dude doesn't have confidence and strength?

THAT is exactly what the young bucks should strive for. Why in the hell would we look for a prude good chick if we can have a team of hot sluts to pimp and fvck?

 

[HandyAndy]

and a R1 sport bike .

your my hero

 

[Bible_Belt]

lol, thx Andy

Motorcycles help in getting interest from women. There are specific girls who are into bikes, but beyond that, risk taking behavior is attractive to women. And whatever you are into, myspace is a good place to meet other people with the same interest. It also gives you a reason to seem to be on myspace besides being another creepy guy trolling for chicks.

It is not out of your reach to have a Ninja 250 or other smaller sport bike by the time you are of legal age to drive it. I used to pull chicks with my 90 Suzuki 500 when I was a teenager. You don't need an expensive bike at all, just a bike. Women usually tell me that my R1 is "pretty." They can't tell it from a $1200 Ninja 500. But I can when I hit 170 mph.

 

[HandyAndy]

i wanna learn how to ride , is it hard?

 

[saber]

riding is not hard and well worth it...

this is a great profile to learn from...of course this guy is some pvssy azz chump but he IS getting girls....take the good stuff from his profile and use it enough said

 

[Rhoto]

lol @ all of the e-pimps.

And Bible, my first bike was a Ninja 250! :rockon:

 

[KarmaSutra]

There is one interesting point one of the brothers made in this thread. Where are all of the pics of these numbnuts with any women? All he shows are him and a bunch of orange trannies hanging out on his grandma's porch.

Except for the picture with Carmine giving him head but we can't see that because the camera shot is too high.

:crackup:

 

[punchitchewy]

This is pretty damn funny. This guy was actually voted douche bag of the year for 2007 on the site www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com.

Check it.

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2007/12/hcwdb-of-year-joey-porsche-experience.html

This guys is a moron but I'd bet he gets with more and hotter girls that anyone posting on this thread not because I think he's a DJ at all but because that kind of douchy behaviour is all the rage in that area, and he's loaded.

Here's another hilarious pic
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2007/06/joeyporsche.html

This guy was also starring in the A&E show "growing up Gotti", about him and his brothers who are the son of the mobster Gotti. This guy is actually somewhat famous, which helps explain how he gets so much ass. (Google Carmine Agnello Gotti images.)

 

[specialed]

rofl.....this kid is a DJ? hardly.

but what's even more funny thing this kid...is watching this and then pointing and laughing at him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

 

[L777]

i don't even care about this dude, but i think its hilarious that all these pvssies who cant get any girls are hating on this guy... it just reeks of insecurity

Christ almight you're such an IDIOT. I'm not 'hating on him' as you put it, I'm just making an objective observation...the guy IS a poser, IS an idiot, IS skinny and MORE THAN LIKELY doesn't get laid like he claims to.

I GUARANTEE you, repeat GUA-RAN-TEE you I am getting laid with quality girls. If you can't see that that profile is completely retarded, then you're just as thick as the idiot that created it.

 

[mastacheef]

This is pretty damn funny. This guy was actually voted douche bag of the year for 2007 on the site www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com.

Check it.

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2007/12/hcwdb-of-year-joey-porsche-experience.html

This guys is a moron but I'd bet he gets with more and hotter girls that anyone posting on this thread not because I think he's a DJ at all but because that kind of douchy behaviour is all the rage in that area, and he's loaded.

Here's another hilarious pic
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2007/06/joeyporsche.html

This guy was also starring in the A&E show "growing up Gotti", about him and his brothers who are the son of the mobster Gotti. This would also explain how he gets so much ass. (Google Carmine Agnello Gotti images.)

thats just hilarious

 

[Rhoto]

This is pretty damn funny. This guy was actually voted douche bag of the year for 2007 on the site www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com.

Check it.

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2007/12/hcwdb-of-year-joey-porsche-experience.html

This guys is a moron but I'd bet he gets with more and hotter girls that anyone posting on this thread not because I think he's a DJ at all but because that kind of douchy behaviour is all the rage in that area, and he's loaded.

Here's another hilarious pic
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2007/06/joeyporsche.html

He's 21. He doesn't seem to be employed, he doesn't seem to have any higher level education. He doesn't seem to have the intellectual capacity to make a business connection that would reap $250,000 a year.

Unless he's a porn producer. But all the serious producers live in San Fernando Valley.

He probably still lives with mom and dad, and if, IF he gets his Myspace *****s (DaT TyPE LyKe DiS n **** !1!!!) to take their clothes off, he has to get a motel room, on his parents credit card.

For ****s sake.

 

[L777]

dude, i don't care. honestly i wasn't even referring to you, i was referring to guys like lostandconfused and handyandy.

Point remains that you actually like this guy, which says a lot about you.

 

[specialed]

quit all ur crying and watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M /thread

 

[Gangster Of Love]

"not Now Chief, I'm In The Fvckin' Zone!!!!"

 

[LostAndConfused]

rofl.....this kid is a DJ? hardly.

but what's even more funny thing this kid...is watching this and then pointing and laughing at him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

I hope you know that this video is a spoof, its making fun of guidos.

 

[The Deacon]

I have a "hot car" and a R1 sport bike (and some hair gel). These things can get you initial interest from women, but after that it comes down to your game. I meet a lot of guys who have hotter cars and bikes than mine, as well as some professional fighters now that I have taken up mma, and excelling at any of these hobbies does not by itself create success with women. You got to have game, and you can work on developing that game before you get the hot car. You don't need the hot car to get women, and not having that car is no excuse for not having women.

You're absolutely friggin right. Thanks for the excellent post.