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    Quest to get a gf or get laid by Feb 32nd, 2039.

    Oh yeah. And just because in the last post I didn't put any specifics on what you should do. Here are some things that will help you get laid: 1. Move out of your paren't house and into your own place. Chick's don't find it 'cool' that you live with mumsy and dadsy. Maybe it was okay in...
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    Quest to get a gf or get laid by Feb 32nd, 2039.

    Ha Ha Ha Ha! Wow. Most of these comments are really blunt. Kind of funny too. Luke, this is the best info you get here on this site. You don't need an e-book. e-Books are garbage. Why do you think they're not published? They wouldn't be worth the paper they're printed on. Like...
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    Sniped on eBay. Anybody know of good software to do this?

    True. But I can always change the password after. And its not going into my Paypal info. That's a different account altogether.
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    Sniped on eBay. Anybody know of good software to do this?

    Found a good tool. Called Prospector Lite. Froo tool to do eBay snipes and searches too. Its a cut down version of the one they have for sale. http://www.moxieproxy.com/
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    Paris Hilton is going to jail for 45 days..hahaha

    FANTASTIC! Now keep me on the ignore list and quit typing my name! STFU please and thank you.
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    First Time Living In An Apartment This Summer... Food Issues

    Farmers markets are good if you got a big fridge. You can by produce and meat cheaply, fresh, and in large quantities (or smaller ones) straight from the farmer. Also, to save time cook in batches. Rice lasts for a few days, so do potatoes (in the fridge of course).
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    Sniped on eBay. Anybody know of good software to do this?

    What about automated software? And is your sniping any good? What if the page lags and you put in a bid at the last second. What then?
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    Paris Hilton is going to jail for 45 days..hahaha

    Do it. Then I'll make a thread calling you out on the BS. (with input from the mods about how there is no possibility of me ever contacting you by PM)
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    Sniped on eBay. Anybody know of good software to do this?

    I just got sniped for some items on ebay. Pisses me off. Know of any good software to snipe? I'm tired of losing these auctions.
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    Paris Hilton is going to jail for 45 days..hahaha

    No. Its: "Congratulations for being at college, and working a job with no pay, and being a single mom of three, with a former redneck biker hubby (and father of kids) who's in prison, at 40."
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    Paris Hilton is going to jail for 45 days..hahaha

    How about a nice fat c0ck slap in the face? I bet your buddy Peter North will hook you up with that. (he started out in gay porn) (There, you got what you asked for.) :)
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    Dealing with an Adult Bully?

    Maybe. For all I know you're a ripped 200lb streetfighter who loves to fight dirty. Otherwise... probably not.
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    Dealing with an Adult Bully?

    You're a little b!tch. Hope that analysis helped.
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    The FINAL WORD on penis size

    I'm sorry Nighthawk. I thought you were into that kind of thing. :whistle: You know... with the midgets and the horse and everything.
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    The FINAL WORD on penis size

    Yeah. I agree. Post those suckers. And verify them with the mods. (Good luck with that last part). :kick:
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    The FINAL WORD on penis size

    Dude, I thought I was on your ignore list. This joke was not for you to see. Its more like a chuckle for us in the background here. I make jokes not to make you feel bad (you got a pretty $hitty life so nothing I can say will ever do much damage), but to provide entertainment. Sorry, this...
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    The FINAL WORD on penis size

    As an aging mother of three with a former hubby in jail, this is the closest you're coming to one. Unless you luck out due to the beer goggle effect once in awhile. Zing!
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    Paris Hilton is going to jail for 45 days..hahaha

    Its not because she is female AT ALL. Its because she walks around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment and a wallet filled with undeserved cash. She is the female equivalent of that Kevin Federline. Like on the Family Guy episode. Its not base on her sex at all that she is a...
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    How to Ask a Girl to Be Your G/F

    I'd reccomend that you make a thread on this, instead of hiding this post on the main page. Put it in the tips section, its good.
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    Ammoging other guys using gay tactics

    You forgot to add the rest; 7: follow him to the room 8: make out for a little bit with him, then oral 9: condom and frst penetration (don't forget slapping his ass, and tossing salad) 10: repeat as needed :cheer: :cheer:
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