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I blend half to 2/3 a blender full skim milk, a cup of oats, a few spoonfulls of peanut butter, and a scoop of whey. It's arround 800 calories and tastes great. If the grainy consistency caused by the oats bothers your stomach then throw in a banana and it will be smoother.

From Craigslist I'll try to sum up a funny story that happened a few years ago: I got a vasectomy. I met a girl soon afterwards. She was nice and attractive but with a selfish streak that raised a big red flag. She was 32 at the time and I could practically HEAR her biological clock...

for or against?

John Lennon was murdered this month, 26 years ago. a link to one of his most famous and most meaningful songs: http://youtube.com/watch?v=zj8LR25HeJA A brief biography from his wikipedia article: If John Lennon had lived to today, maybe the world would be really different. Incredible...

LOLOLOLOL Daily Show Coverage of this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q-wvX5tdVDc Just the 5 sec clip of him dishing out the massage: http://youtube.com/watch?v=5dfrHT8o-0A

I don't know, it seems like at some height, height matters more or less in fighting per inch added than others. Like, I'd think that a 5'7 guy vs a 6'7 guy would have more of a chance of winning than a 4'7 guy vs a 5'7 guy. and a 5'11 guy would have more of a chance of winning vs a 6'11...

if I get eye contact from almost every girl I walk by outside of school, and often get smiles? I've found that when I dress nicely, <7 girls aren't very receptive to me, literally like straight up mean, but if I dress purposely ****tily and don't shower for a while, they approach me.

I lost all of my car keys.. Is there anything I can do other than spending 100s of dollars on a locksmith to get a new key made?

I just realized I need a prom date by next wednesday, I kept pushing off asking someone because I didn't know the actual date of prom. Anyways, everyone girl I know already has a date, so how could I get one like really quick? Cold approaching, then one date, then ask to prom? Or go alone...

I just got mugged for the first time last night, fun stuff. Anyone else ever been mugged, what's the story?

At one point in my life, I wanted to get a pHD in physics and work at a place like NASA to .. invent starship propulsion, ala Star Trek. Things that will really matter for the future of humanity. I wanted to make the future now. I'm 18 now, and in the past few years, I have unbecome a nerd...

Do you think that being tall as a man is as important, physical atractiveness-wise, as body mass in females? E.G suppose it corresponded like this: 6'0+ 130 and under 5'10-5'11 130-140 5'9 140 5'8 150 5'7 155 5'6 160 5'5 160-200 5'4 200+ etc. ?

Well, to give some background info, I'm about 5'8 and weigh 220 lbs. Fat, not muscle. Today in the locker room before PE, this huge 6'2 track star made me squeeze my tits together and sing "My Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard", they're better than yours.. while I rubbed right nipple...

Rugby is pretty much the manliest sport ever. I'm 18 (high schoo), live in the USA, and I somehow irresponsibly missed the tryouts for the sport I was going to play, and the only sport that was still taking people was Rugby. So, I joined Rugby just to play a sport. Oh my god, yesterday...

I've been practicing card throwing and this ****'s actually pretty dangerous. You could be like Bullseye from Daredevil if you practiced enough. I actually cut someone yesterday and they were bleeding. If I threw it harder and hit somewhere else, like a jugular vein...

I was reading some funny stuff about guys getting caught sarging with canned openers, or just being caught. It's funny stuff. Share your stories here.

That's disgusting. I just looked up some pics, etc. of oral herpes cold sores. It's gross. I'm going out with a girl that has oral herpes tomorrow and I was going to kiss her, etc. , but I'm just nexting her now. My mom has oral herpes, but luckily I don't.

I need an idea for something to do that ultimately ends up at her place. We watched a movie last night, so I don't want to just watch a movie at her place right now. If I did though, what movies would be good?

I would like to be a Wedding Crasher, maybe Funeral Crashing but that sounds kind of immoral to me. Does anyone have any links to guides or e-books on wedding crashing?

But for the life of me I can't land a nerdy or fat chick! It's ****ing bugging me to the point where I want to bang a fat chick or an ugly chick just because I can't! I mean wtf. Anyone have a clue what's going on????? I think I'm demonstrating too much value and these girls think that I'm...