Caught Sarging

dirtyvibe

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I was reading some funny stuff about guys getting caught sarging with canned openers, or just being caught. It's funny stuff. Share your stories here.
 

ethnomethodologist

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*shrug*

"hey, you got a staring problem?"

*HAHAHAHA* "What are you looking at?"

"Up yours dinglenuts! Gimme a sec, gotta find a good one"

"Whatever! Let me see!"

"Aright hold up, here's a good one"

"Think of a number between one and five, this is the ESP numbers game, see if you can beat me. Are you thinking of the number?"

"Okay, yeah"

"three"

"haha I knew you were going to pick that, I picked 1, I saw this on ebaums world"

"okay scratch that than, how about this one, say orange 10 times fast, than pick a vegetable"

"it's not a carrot is it?"

"damnit!"

"Alright, I've got a story for you than, tell me if this isn't funny"

"blah blajh blah, little cool kid, blah blah blah, ridin on his bike, blah blah, gave us the finger!!!"

"lame, why are you even reading that"

"I dunno"

That's how they usually go, I've got to spice it up next time. Gonna chill at the library tomorrow and see if somebody notices.

Where are you reading your stories from?
 
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