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For all of you trying to shag a girl on myspace, find a real girl or buy a fleshlight

Let's hear some ideas. And what if a girl is a chronic flake. Because I really want to knock this girls boots, but she has to be there for at least part of it.

Let me see if I got this right. First, we all know women are like Tarzan and his vines. Second, everytime some guy (usually a HUGE AFC) writes a thread about stealing a girl away from her bf everyone is quick to say that it is a bad idea, and that she'll do the same thing to you one day...

I no longer have oneitis for this girl, but I used to, big time. Anyway last week she texted me and said, "what are you doing on next tuesday? you want to have a late lunch or possibly dinner?" So I replied, " ok, how about we go to O'Malley's so we can sit outside" Now it's Monday, and...

he hasn't been home since thursday and hasn't returned any of my calls, so no I haven't talked to him about it yet. I called the girl today to try and pump her for information, and now she was acting like I killed a puppy. I also haven't seen her since Thursday, so I have no idea what's going...

I have no intention in trying to steal her away. I just thought that it was pretty ballsy of her to be asking me out and talking bad about him while he was sitting right there. And then for him to get mad at me, I thought was pretty F'ed up.

well this sucks, I figured you guys of all people would have some good sh*t to say about this chick.

The other night me, my roomate, and his pseudo girlfriends went out to the pub. I say pseudo girlfriend because he's been sleeping over at her house for the past week or so in her bed and they haven't fvcked. And according to her they aren't going to, she said, "I just need someoen to sleep...

No, she works at an eatery. She's basically a femal DJ. Everytime she says, "am I getting paid? or something along the same line she immediately follows it up with, "I'mjustkidding." Just like that too, all one word. She's fun and all, but not worth the time.

I had this happen to me last week. I went and told this girl that I've been gaming for a while that I was going to come pick her up and we re going to go to a party that night. She said, "am I getting paid?" I said "no, but there might be food." So she said she would go, and told me to call...

Actually, we have swapped spit, and I've copped a feel. And truthfully, I don't think that counts for much, I mean sure it's Kino, but after last weeks display it seems like free samples from the grocery store. My plan is this week to basically giver her an ultimatum. That sounds bad, but...

Perhaps I do live in a tree house, but at least I don't waste my days on some internet forum pretending that I know everything there is to know about women. I remember when you could come to this forum and actually get advice from your peers and everyone would benifit from it. Nowadays, it...

She probabl doesn't. It just seemed like she was doing it intentionally to make me jealous or something. It's not like I'm bringing up the other girls that I meet. Does that make sense?

I've been working on this girl for the last two weeks or so, and things were getting pretty good until last night. Last night she brought not one but TWO different guys up to our hang out at different times. I was like WTF, is she trying to make me jealous or what? So I played it aloof like I...

That really is a shame. I always thought the Bronx was bad azz. I don't know what to tell you, I actually tried to help you out, but I guess I didn't type what you wanted to hear. Can someone please remind me next time that I am not qualified to give advice to people, especially guys from...

lol! like a sword fight? that would be something. and yeah I know it's b1tching, but I thought that's what we DJs do on this forum. B1tch-offer advice- B1tch- Flame- ... etc. you get the idea. well, I'm not going to wrry about it too much. She'll say to herself "wow, that guy is too old." and...

Use your own fvcking wisdom dude. However you became a senior DJ I'll never know. If you want to waste your time wth her go right ahead and use up your last strike or whatever. Otherwise get back out there and find an HB who's not all about the newest Nikes. Hows that for wisdom?

rather stand my ground and get the pvssy. It's time to take a stand against all the c*ckblockers out there. I'm calling for battle plans and sh1t. I mean seriously, when was the last time all of us DJs didn't just next a girl. And the other thing, the last time I had an 18-19 yr old, I was...

You're a Senior Dj! You should be giving me advice. But I kid I kid. But in all honesty I'd say next her. Unless of course she's rich and super hot. But then again I am a guilty of being a SUPER AFC myself from time to time.

done it.... done it.... He knows I want her, I think he's just doing it because all the b*tches who like him either have vaginas filled with centipedes or are enormous. I would like to kick his ass, but he's all kung fu ju jit tsu and I'd i'd end up getting broken in half. The other...