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    How to pick up Women as a Hostage

    It can be quite difficult picking up women as a hostage. After watching this video you will be a full blown hostage pimp. http://youtu.be/qQDksHTd7aY
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    Going out and not drinking alcohol

    I do not drink alcohol. Whenever I go out, I feel kind of weird not drinking because everyone around me is. I know PUA Tyler Durden goes out an insanely amount of nights and never drinks alcohol. I do not know how this guy does it. All my friends drink when we go out. I feel people are...
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    Coffee makes me sh*t

    How come every time I drink a warm cup of delicious coffee, shortly after I got to take a mean sh*t?
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    Funny Voicemail Phone Messages

    What are some funny voicemail messages to leave on a girls phone?
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    Upgrading my Life

    They say to be good with women you need to have a great life. What are some things we can do everyday so that we can improve our lifestyle?
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    Suave Man vs Suave woman

    It seems to me that a suave man and a suave woman would never get the opportunity to hook up and have sex with each other. They would be too busy trying to gain the upper hand in the relationship. "You can't bullsh*t a bullsh*tter" is a good example of this. They would know each others...
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    Be your own Hero

    A hero? WTF is a hero? Oh I know, it's a large sandwich made of a long crusty roll split lengthwise and filled with meats and cheese (and tomato and onion and lettuce and condiments). You are right, a hero is a sandwich. But I am not talking about that kind of a hero. A hero is a...
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    Steak and a Bl*wjob Day

    Everybody knows that Valentine's day is for women. We should have a day dedicated to men. Let's name it "Steak and a Bl*wjob day. Your woman (if you don't have one, a prostitute will do) cooks you a huge porterhouse steak, as big as a football. Then after you devour your huge piece of meat...
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    Skydiving

    I have never been skydiving before and I really want to go. I looked up online and it is going to cost me $220 to skydive and $60 for the video. I really want the video because I think it will be funny watching myself jump out of an airplane and seeing my cheeks flap in the wind while I'm...
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    A heist would be fun

    I love watching action movies, especially movies that center around a heist. Such movies as Heat, The Score, The usual Suspects, The Town, and so on. I think it would be soo fun to be in a heist. Can you only imagine. Driving around in a $100,000 dollar car, wearing Armani suits, talking...
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    Friend Masturbated in Public

    One of my friends growing up was a crazy steroided italian. He got laid alot. This guy got mad p*ssy. Now he's doing some male modeling. He once got on top of a bar of a very crowded club and jerked off in front of hundreds of people. Then he got laid that same night. I do not think you...
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    Good Credit, should I get a credit card?

    Hey Don Juans. How important is it to have good credit? My credit score right now is a 690. That is because of some medical bills from way back in the day. I do not own any credit cards right now, but I have a debit card. I'm pretty much all liquid. I do not like to buy things that I do...
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    iwanttofight's = Mutant MMA Training Log

    Hey this is iwanttofight here. As of today I will be writing a daily log of my training. This is not going to be your normal run of the mill training log that you see on every lifting forum. I am not your normal cookie cutter kind of guy. This is going to be something very different from...
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    Most AFC Song Ever

    This must be the most AFC song ever. Are you similar to the guy in this video? If you are, you must change and be a alpha male. Watch this http://youtu.be/OSwsJtSfyXU
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    Girlfriend's Spiritual Belief's

    Hello Don Juan's. I have a question to ask you. My girlfriend is really really religious. She is Catholic. I am catholic too by birth. I was an alter boy when I was like 12 years old. But I do not believe in that sh*t anymore. I consider myself a freethinker now. I think religion is soo...
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    My Girlfriend has Gay friends?

    My girlfriend has several gay friends. She works with one of her gay friends and they talk on the regular. It kind of confuses me. What do you Don Juan's think of this? What would you do in this situation?
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    Diamond Rings OMFG

    My twin brother sold his blue sweet a*s "72" Chevelle Super Sport to buy a god d*mn diamond ring for his new wife. Holy Sh*t Mother F*cker this really pi*ses me off beyond belief. Im not soo upset that he used all the money to buy his **** of a wife a diamond ring. What pizzes me off the most...
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    Self Improvement=Masturbation $Fight Club$

    I work out alot and eat healthy foods to keep my abs defined and my biceps bulging. I buy designer jeans and expensive shirts that make me look the most appealing. I am always trying to improve myself, Always. Deep down I feel like this is so f*cking stupid. Brad Pitt says this fight Club...
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    Wingman or Wingwoman In North Carolina

    Hey souave, this is iwanttofight. I want to see if there are any wingman or wingwomen that want to go out and have a fun, social, suave time. Im more of a natural that just like's to meet new people. TTYL
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    Ok and Not OK people explained

    Hey people, it's iwanttofight here. I got a little bit of advice to pass on to my broski's. Are you the "Ok" person or "not the ok" person? Eric Berne, a psychologist coined these two terms to describe two basic personality types - people who are basically content with themselves, and...
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