Hello Friend,

If this is your first visit to SoSuave, I would advise you to START HERE.

It will be the most efficient use of your time.

And you will learn everything you need to know to become a huge success with women.

Thank you for visiting and have a great day!

Search results

  1. P

    I found the secret. Better than being good looking, better than money.

    The secret is a dime pieces pvssy juice. wear it on you like a cologne. every single time I bang a girl before going out somewhere, I like to take that pvssy juice and just rub it all on my like I'm like bathing with it. just take it right out the snatch and rub it on the neck and chest...
  2. P

    some little b!tch kid buying my girl flowers and other faggy stuff

    I don't feel threatened. I feel disrespected. I suppose all threats are disrespect but not all disrespects are threatening. this case is just disrespect. in my circles, we don't tolerate that. someone disrespects you like that, you punish them. but not all people understand what my friends and...
  3. P

    some little b!tch kid buying my girl flowers and other faggy stuff

    I think this little b!tch chinese kid likes my girlfriend. he bought her flowers and made her a boxed lunch. should I go over and slap the sh!t out of this kid? or should I just let it go because I'm getting bl0wjobs and he's buying my chick flowers.
  4. P

    how loyal are you guys once youre in a relationship?

    so like my personal opinion on relationships is to make it as special as you can for both you and your partner. there is a lot of benefits which come with being in a relationship. like bl0wjobs, your girl making you lunch for school, and just the overall good feeling of being wanted. but in...
  5. P

    Steroids & The Alpha Male

    but that above comment comes from someone who is in the top 10% of the population for testosterone so I'm not sure. man just do crossfit and eat like a wild animal. look at those dudes, theyre all ripped and it takes like 30 minutes a day with no steroids.
  6. P

    Steroids & The Alpha Male

    bro my personal opinion on this is that steroids are afc as **** let me break it down why you gotta be that big? I mean so big that you can't get there with just being normal about going to the gym? you lack so much in game that steroids is your answer? like seriously, your game sucks...
  7. P

    calluses on the hand

    hell yeah deadlifts. and I'm leaving these bad boys. not because Im lazy, but because it reminds me I am a viking and not leonardo dicaprio
  8. P

    books on how to act right

    basically things that allow one to hit an ideal. like, tip in cash, because it helps the waiter because its tax free and doesn't have to be claimed. or use nets on your laundry because it saves the fabric on the shirt. stuff that implies more or less smarts or ideals, and less of like boring...
  9. P

    books on how to act right

    thanks for that I will check out amazon for resources. I've bought books from there before and they are usually about $5, worth whatever knowledge is in there. and yeah, basically I have been called gaston three times in the last 6 months. you know, gaston from beauty and the beast? I...
  10. P

    How Do You Build A Social Circle?

    join a club or something talk to one person, make them feel special, then get invited to parties. make friends at a party, exchange numbers, and make plans to do something outside of school. friends beget friends beget friends. trust me Ive done this ever since I started moving around when I...
  11. P

    books on how to act right

    I have come to realize that I think I am gonna have to start hooking up with higher eschelon women from now on. girls with like money and class and all that sh!t. unfortunately, although I grew up surrounded by money, I never really had like anything layed out in front of me, or went to...
  12. P

    calluses on the hand

    just curious what experiences you guys have? like bro, I work out with bars and stuff, and I got these mad calluses. my hands are surprisingly soft on the non callused areas, but the calluses are like BAM calluses, nice and rough. sure that **** doesnt feel good running across a fresh...
  13. P

    hotel overnight

    bro. you're staying at a hotel. go for it? cost vs benefit analysis is in your favor. if she rejects you, just go to sleep. if not, you get to bang her, then go to sleep. seems like a good situation to me
  14. P

    casting a wide net on facebook

    I may regret posting this because I just tanked a fvckton of caffeine and I always have ****ing awesome ideas on caffeine. but this **** is genius and although I want to keep it to myself, you guys are my brothers and I will share it. you know how facebook has that feature like "maybe you...
  15. P

    Is she cheating?

    also dont feel bad about not wearing condoms with chicks. I never wear a condom. and all I ever got was hpv once. but condoms dont do **** for hpv anyway. its like an initiation right, like eating the heart of your first kill. it cleared up in about 6 months anyway. thank you testosterone and...
  16. P

    Is she cheating?

    bro they probably ****ed in the car on that very seat you were sitting on when you found it. he was all like "here let me just put on this condom" and she told him to forget it they ****ed, and left the condom on the floor. sorry bro.
  17. P

    Is she cheating?

    bro there is about a 90% chance youre getting played. glad you have plates.
  18. P

    Speed dating

    I did a speed dating once. you only have a limited amount of time, so its weird. you have to sell yourself without appearing to sell yourself... try casually dropping out hints of DHV. like tell a story about one of you and your boys, and just casually passively mention something like "and the...
  19. P

    Very worried about how women will view a computer science major?

    bro **** what women want or more realistically, **** what you THINK women want. you do you bro. that is what women are attracted to. have confidence and if a girl is like ewwwwwww youre a computer science major be like **** YEAH ***** I love science. I have made women interested in ****ing...
  20. P

    "Im on my period.." ?

    the thing I have come to learn is that girls will lie about just about everything, including being on their period. maybe she had some kind of moral objection to penetrative sex with you. all I know about period time is: ******* season has begun creampie season is in session
Top