"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Zoo attempts to make gay penguins go straight!

Yotsuya-san

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This isn't a hoax.
Here's the story

My opinion, if the gay penguins have been happy with each other this long, they won't even take a second look at the female.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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omg i just read this in the paper
that is some funny sh!t
 

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is this really true? is funny, but i find it really really hard to believe that an animal would choose to be gay.
 

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I'm just doubtful that animals have the capacity to choose between being gay or straight, thats all im saying.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Penguins are like the ancient greeks. They're all about propagating the species and mating for life when they are at home but when they say they're going out to compete in the olympics or talk philosophy ...
 

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It's true, I saw it on TV. There were two male penguins on top of eachother, having sex. Then they'd switch places, and the other penguin would get to go on top.

I wonder what Bush will have to say about that... :D
 

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Gay isn't just a human thing. Most animals have a % of homos.

Monkeys especially, or rather more disturbingly are well known for it.
 

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Homosexuality is a genetic and cultural aberration, but that doesn't mean that we have to go out of our way to put it down whenever we can.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Originally posted by Sardaukar
Homosexuality is a genetic and cultural aberration, but that doesn't mean that we have to go out of our way to put it down whenever we can.
Yet you call it a genetic and cultural aberration instead of simply a case of different strokes. Bilal Kaifa!
 
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