You're Sleeping on the couch!!!

[DJ_in_making]

I constantly see on tv wives who tell their husbands that they are going to "sleep on the couch!" for punishment. I was just wondering if any of you guys actually have your girl/wife tell them that or not. It just seems extremely AFC when I see guys do this on TV. I mean shouldn't the man be giving the orders?
Sorry, the media is just confusing and makes it seem like the women have all the powers nowadays.

 

[drZaius09]

Welcome to the Metrosexualization of America...

When a man takes control of a situation, he is domineering and abusive. When a woman takes control, it's cute and amusing. When a man cheats on his wife, he's a lowlife dirtbag. When a woman cheats, it is a justifiable response to a mate's wrongdoing. Once again, welcome to the metrosexualization of america.

 

[Desdinova]

It's usually the other way around. The women I've lived with will say, "I'm sleeping on the couch!" Fine by me

 

[penkitten]

is that like being grounded?

 

[Eric Clapton]

Simple...My House....I will decide who sleeps where. That or call a fvcking cab.

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Originally posted by Desdinova
It's usually the other way around. The women I've lived with will say, "I'm sleeping on the couch!" Fine by me

I've had that happen, but I've never been told that I'm sleeping on the couch.

 

[phillyb]

I need to watch fight club again!

 

[Eric Clapton]

Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
I've had that happen, but I've never been told that I'm sleeping on the couch.

Not yet, but you will. Enjoy. And oh yea, I've been here LONGER than you Gio. Figure it out bro. Who might I be?

 

[penkitten]

Originally posted by Eric Clapton
Not yet, but you will. Enjoy. And oh yea, I've been here LONGER than you Gio. Figure it out bro. Who might I be?

with 23 popsts and a new username, you must be bored!

 

[Ricky]

It has happened to me a few times but not at my place.

Once with a girl who i banged one time I visited, well the next time at the end of the night, out comes the pillow for the couch and her talk "I dont' feel the romance anymore". Breakup city, pretty much sucks and I would have left if it wasn't late and I wasn't intoxicated and a long way from home.

Another time it happened with a long term girlfriend. Guess what I refused to sleep on the couch. I ended up in her bed. With her. I averted it.

Third time another girlfriend,we were both in bed and argued about something so she said one of us is sleeping on the couch. It was her place, but I said, I'm staying in the bed. Kind of a moral victory, but we broke up too. She was such a biotch.

 

[penkitten]

ricky clean out your inbox

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Originally posted by Eric Clapton
Not yet, but you will.

Like hell I will.

And oh yea, I've been here LONGER than you Gio. Figure it out bro. Who might I be?

Who f*cking cares, Crowes?

Jesus, one f*cking month. As if it matters anyway.

 

[penkitten]

Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Like hell I will.

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who wants to sleep on the couch?

 

[penkitten]

bored tonite crowes?

 

[Lost In Translation]

i dont get the shows on tv where the woman bosses the man around

like " everybody loves raymond "

his wife is always talking down to him


i have kicked many a gf out to sleep on a mattress in my bedroom BUT for a good reason

i dont move when i sleep and beause i have had an hard life and lived on the street / jail and stuff i get woken easily and i come out swinging. for the first 5 seconds i am a very dangerous man. after that i am back to normal. i have tried to get help about it but i think its just post traumatic stress disorder or something like that.

so if the chick can not wriggle in her sleep she stays in my bed

if she is not clingy and thinks i am a teddy bear and i wake up and she is choking me in her sleep she can stay

otherwise after sex we get seperate beds

unless it's a king size

but i had one chick i swear she would go to sleep and somehow in her sleep wriggle the distance across and push me off the bed in her sleep !

i had another gf who used to poke me in her sleep to see if i was still there !!!

i abused the crap out of her and she cried and said she didn't remember poking me lol

she must have thought i was going to vanish into the night


Lost In Translation

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