You're out for a run, and a HUGE, Mean fvcking dog starts charging you full speed....

[Nighthawk]

For the purposes of this thread you are out for a run, so no break-stick, wooden spoon or pepper-spray, unless you have your utility belt on.

Personally I'd eschew all the previous tips and fend him off with a nearby small child.

 

[djSlvt]

I think poodle a great dog. My last two girlfriends owned poodles. Also ****er spaniel is a good dog, a girl I dated owned three of them, which I think is crazy, but they are good dogs. ****ers lol. Old english sheepdog is a great dog, I had at least two girls I fvcked own those. Those are some great dogs man, protective and friendly at the same time. Chow chow is a good dog, hairy but good, a girl I fvcked owned one. Boxer is a great dog, several girls I fvcked owned boxers. Sussex spaniel is a good dog, a chick I fvcked owned one. Keeshond is a funny dog, another girl I fvcked owned one. Bearded coalie is another funny dog, two milfs I fvcked had those. Vizsla is a smart dog, I fvcked like 5 chicks that owned this bread. Great dane is a peaceful dog, but scary, I dated a chick with one of these. She wanted me to walk the darn thing, I was like no way that thing will eat me, see you later.

I think women own dogs that look and act like them. It would suck to date a girl with pitbull, those things are ugly.

 

[Wyldfire]

i've had a couple of pits before, i know the bred. one of the most misunderstood animials you will find.

Yep...and also one of the best breeds with kids you could ever find...IF you know the breed and are a responsible pit owner. They are great dogs. However, I absolutely HATE seeing people owning them that don't know what the hell they are doing. That's how the breed has gotten the reputation it has. Pisses me off...

 

[Serialized3]

Well, as a kid, we had a ton of dangerous dogs in our neighboorhood. Loose dogs are the most dangerous predators around here (well, there's the occasional mountain lion). There's really only three things to do.

1.) Jump over the nearest fence. Chances are are high that if you're in an urban area, you're probably not much further than 20 feet away from a fence. I've hopped into other people's yards before to get away from pissed off dogs.

2.) Hit the dog with a stick or bat. Like I said before, my 'hood had lots of loose dogs around, so I would always keep a bat around when my friends and I were playing In the street. Once a big german shepard came at us, acting all agressive, so I grabbed the bat and whacked it a couple times. It ran off whimpering, i think i might have busted it's ribs.

3.) Carry a knife. If you run out of all other options, or you just want a little protection from dogs and crazy people while you're out running, you should carry a pocketknife. Make sure to stab the dog in it's throat or eyes. Here's the big, light knife I carry around: http://www.coldsteel.com/tilites.html

 

[Wyldfire]

Pitbulls are extremely intelligent, full of energy, determined, strong, extremely loyal and devoted and never give up. If a dog's traits mirror that of their owners you could do a lot worse than a woman with the traits of a pitbull.

I now have a Short Legged Jack Russell Terrier. JRTs are great dogs, too...if you can survive training them and can deal with their sometimes hyper personalities. Ours watches TV...loves Animal Planet...is nippy with people she doesn't like, is fiercely protective, faster than greased lightning and very smart. She requires A LOT of attention, though...and can't stand being left at home if someone goes outside or in the car. She wants to cuddle all the time and have her tummy rubbed.

 

[Wyldfire]

Well, as a kid, we had a ton of dangerous dogs in our neighboorhood. Loose dogs are the most dangerous predators around here (well, there's the occasional mountain lion). There's really only three things to do.

1.) Jump over the nearest fence. Chances are are high that if you're in an urban area, you're probably not much further than 20 feet away from a fence. I've hopped into other people's yards before to get away from pissed off dogs.

2.) Hit the dog with a stick or bat. Like I said before, my 'hood had lots of loose dogs around, so I would always keep a bat around when my friends and I were playing In the street. Once a big german shepard came at us, acting all agressive, so I grabbed the bat and whacked it a couple times. It ran off whimpering, i think i might have busted it's ribs.

3.) Carry a knife. If you run out of all other options, or you just want a little protection from dogs and crazy people while you're out running, you should carry a pocketknife. Make sure to stab the dog in it's throat or eyes. Here's the big, light knife I carry around: http://www.coldsteel.com/tilites.html

You could always get an Ultrasonic Dog Repellent Device like this one:

http://www.preventsecurity.com/productdetails.asp?c=6&s=-1&p=34

 

[djSlvt]

Well, perhaps if I meet a chick that owns a pitbull NOW I will hit it. But only if she's beautiful!

 

[Serialized3]

You could always get an Ultrasonic Dog Repellent Device like this one:

http://www.preventsecurity.com/productdetails.asp?c=6&s=-1&p=34

They actually tested those on dogs on our local "Fox 31 News Troubleshooter Fame or Shame" show. With a determined, agressive dog, you're better off just throwing the damn thing at them because they DO NOT stop it from attacking.

Thanks, but I'll stick with my compact 3.5 ounce knife.

 

[Obsidian]

To defeat a pitbull, you must become a pitbull. Get down on all fours, growl, and then charge and go for its throat.

My wise words for the day

 

[djSlvt]

So do you wear the knife on your person in plain site? If not, it is a concealed weapon, and you can go to jail for it and be charged with a felony (not a misdemeanor). Even spend time in jail if you can't bail out. And have a criminal record for the rest of your life.

 

[Serialized3]

Actually, I have a concealed-carry permit, so I could just waltz around with my .357 and not get hasseled by the man.

Man, I love colorado. Snowboarding, weed, and guns!

 

[Bad_Lil'Pixie]

foaming at the mouth. What do you do?

Get eaten like a Scooby Snack, no doubt.


I run a lake every morning and the only threat that every came my way was a rather old, shriveled flasher. Since that lovely experience I carry mace just in case. No dogs though, maybe it's our strict leash laws or the popular place I run, but if one approached growling and foaming I still think I'd run away screaming before I remembered the mace. What I SHOULD do and what I WOULD do, probably wouldn't be near each other.

 

[Wyldfire]

They actually tested those on dogs on our local "Fox 31 News Troubleshooter Fame or Shame" show. With a determined, agressive dog, you're better off just throwing the damn thing at them because they DO NOT stop it from attacking.

Thanks, but I'll stick with my compact 3.5 ounce knife.

I've never tried one, so I have no clue if they work or not. I know my sister uses one for her cats when they try to get on the table and it works well. Dog trainers also use them with relative success. I'd still suggest getting pepper spray or mace on a rope to wear around your neck. It'd be handy if someone tried to mug you, too.

The only problem with stabbing a dog is that if you stab it before it actually bites you then you could end up going to jail for animal abuse.

 

[Serialized3]

I'm actually a rather peaceful guy, and I wouldn't stab a dog unless it had already attacked me.

 

[Wyldfire]

To defeat a pitbull, you must become a pitbull. Get down on all fours, growl, and then charge and go for its throat.

My wise words for the day

Sure...do that if you want to die, lol. If one attacks you protect your throat and head and don't bother trying to fight it because it won't let go unless someone breaks the grip and restrains it or kills it. Your best bet is to use your arms to protect your throat and head in front and back and play dead until someone comes and gets the dog off you or it goes away. If you play dead and it lets go, wait for it to leave or it will come back again for a second go around.

 

[Drum&Bass]

Dangerous Dogs and people that love them suck !

 

[Wyldfire]

I'm actually a rather peaceful guy, and I wouldn't stab a dog unless it had already attacked me.

That's good to know. Your other posts really don't offer much of an indication of that, though.

 

[Wyldfire]

Dangerous Dogs and people that love them suck !

It's not the dog's fault...it's people who get them without knowing how to take care of them properly that is the problem.

 

[djSlvt]

That's why girls that own pitbulls are so fvcking ugly. They either alright and their dogs suck, or they are strict and the boss around the house and their dogs are alright. The latter tend to fvcking ugly.

 

[wolf116]

It's not the dog's fault...it's people who get them without knowing how to take care of them properly that is the problem.

Until a little brat kid slaps it on the nose even tho you told him not to.