"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Lifeforce

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Originally posted by Lifeforce
Teasing is great to do with girls, as long as she understand it is playful, when she feel the teasing have hurt her ego it is not fun anymore, it is counter productive, if she had no attraction at this level then she would leave.
Sure she could respond good to it and laugh, then you are doing something right if it is not a courtesy laugh or smile. If you read what I wrote above unforsaken you'll see my point. She does not call ******* because she is attracted already.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Lifeforce
Sure she could respond good to it and laugh, then you are doing something right if it is not a courtesy laugh or smile. If you read what I wrote above unforsaken you'll see my point. She does not call ******* because she is attracted already.
whoops, I missed that part. I apologize for calling you out.
 
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