Egyptiandude1
Don Juan
It might be interesting to see some techniques that lead up to an easy/difficult lay. Stuff you did that you never expected would work, whether smooth or lame, let's hear them!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
you're best lay!
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
michaelhctam
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Well once in one friends house party I saw a HB8 walk by, I was too shy to talk to her initially.
later on in the party I saw her again waiting outside the toilet...(and since I was quite tipsy but I still remember this) I asked her if she was going to make some gravy babies then she bursted out laughing, and then I got really close to her and said....HAHA...."Want to make a gravy baby together?"
So I ended up french kissing her behind the toilet (it was one of those outside toilets)....yeahhhh, thats about it I woke up on a different bed the next morning.
later on in the party I saw her again waiting outside the toilet...(and since I was quite tipsy but I still remember this) I asked her if she was going to make some gravy babies then she bursted out laughing, and then I got really close to her and said....HAHA...."Want to make a gravy baby together?"
So I ended up french kissing her behind the toilet (it was one of those outside toilets)....yeahhhh, thats about it I woke up on a different bed the next morning.
bearfan34201
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My first time was a 3some.
Nuff said.
Nuff said.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
the girl im seeing right now wants a 3some. She said she would actually help with the hookup, and best yet, a good friend of mine knows a chick that lives like 12 hours away (used to live here), that next time she comes to town she wants to take part in that. So this could be interesting. Best bet for a 3some, find some freaky chicks, get some beers and condoms, and give em hell.
As for the topic goes, id probably say last weekend. This chick im seeing (see above), is a total freak in bed. She lets me do whatever. Shes freaking wild. I was in a 3 year relationship, and the girl i was with was pretty mild, and wouldnt let me get away with anything out of the norm, or freaky. She would rarely give me head, and she wouldnt even kiss me after i went down on her. She didnt like 69, or anything different and fun. This chick im banging now, will do anything, so its like a whole new world for me. We did a standing 69 a few nights ago. Throw her back on the bed, go doggy style for a few minutes, flip her over, and ill be dammed if she doesnt have it back in her mouth again. Anyway, i gotta go, shes on her way over now.
As for the topic goes, id probably say last weekend. This chick im seeing (see above
), is a total freak in bed. She lets me do whatever. Shes freaking wild. I was in a 3 year relationship, and the girl i was with was pretty mild, and wouldnt let me get away with anything out of the norm, or freaky. She would rarely give me head, and she wouldnt even kiss me after i went down on her. She didnt like 69, or anything different and fun. This chick im banging now, will do anything, so its like a whole new world for me. We did a standing 69 a few nights ago. Throw her back on the bed, go doggy style for a few minutes, flip her over, and ill be dammed if she doesnt have it back in her mouth again. Anyway, i gotta go, shes on her way over now.