Your worst female encounters!

[AC/DC]

What's the worst experience you ever had with a girl? This doesn't have to be sexual, it doesn't even have to have happened to you, but it has to be real.

Mine:
So I was fingering this girl, and I was doing it with one finger, cuz I was trying to get a feel for it. Ok, cool. I put two in, and she's liking it. Then she said "you can fit 4 in there" and I was just like "awwww shiet this girl's been around, she gave my hand AIDS or something"

 

[A-Unit]

Re:

-Had a girl refer to her pvssy as her "spinach." So gross, I slowly pushed away from her and stopped dating her. I joined back up with her again 4 years later, '03, hooked up a few times and found out she was a 'squirter' (which I dug). She was kinda nuts tho, and my buddy 'tried' to move in on her. I ditched both of them.


-Had my bed sort of break while banging a hot 18 y.o. She wanted to be fcuked good, and kept asking for it. We went so hard the boards supporting the mattress let go. I reinforced them a few days later. That won't happen again.


-Had a girl on my 24th b-day show up at the hotel we rented c0cked, when I told her not to drive drunk. She did anyways, and brought a chick for my buddy, who he fvcked that night. My girl stayed with me. She was so drunk, she fell down in the room, showed me her nipple rings, and that was it, I went to bed. Woke up to her panicing about her coming period. She had no tampons or girl products, so she asked that I run to her car where she had them stashed. She flung her bloody panties somewhere, I don't know where while I was getting them. Couldn't find them...so there she is, running across a hotel parking lot, skirt on from the night before and a towel tucked between her legs to prevent 'downflow'. Once the problem was resolved she wanted to try to screw me as part of my 'present'. I was so appaulled that was it. We turned in the keycards and left. I saw her a few times after trying to see if I could get over that horror, but couldn't. The worst I did was kiss her, and even that was pushing it.



A-Unit

 

[Bible_Belt]

2 words

hairy nipples

 

[Mr. Mystery II]

I made out with a fat girl while my friend was making out with his average girl next to me on the same bed. The girls wanted to get banged on the bed together, I insisted against it, my friend took the average girl to the next room, quickly did his thing and I got away from the situation without having to completely ***** myself, nothing but kissing...

I am a good wingman.

Mr. Mystery

 

[qweretyuiopas]

Re: Re:

Originally posted by A-Unit
-Had a girl on my 24th b-day show up at the hotel we rented c0cked, when I told her not to drive drunk. She did anyways, and brought a chick for my buddy, who he fvcked that night. My girl stayed with me. She was so drunk, she fell down in the room, showed me her nipple rings, and that was it, I went to bed. Woke up to her panicing about her coming period. She had no tampons or girl products, so she asked that I run to her car where she had them stashed. She flung her bloody panties somewhere, I don't know where while I was getting them. Couldn't find them...so there she is, running across a hotel parking lot, skirt on from the night before and a towel tucked between her legs to prevent 'downflow'. Once the problem was resolved she wanted to try to screw me as part of my 'present'. I was so appaulled that was it. We turned in the keycards and left. I saw her a few times after trying to see if I could get over that horror, but couldn't. The worst I did was kiss her, and even that was pushing it.

Gross

 

[Tazman]

A good friend (or so I thought) of mine did stupid things like tell mentally challenged girls I liked them when I wasn't around and I'd wonder why these girls were coming up to me like I knew them, it was pretty embarrassing at times. From then on, I never let him know what girls I liked because I didn't know what he'd say to them when I wasn't around.

This friend called me up on 3-way with a girl who liked me (I actually DID like this girl, she was hot). He didn't tell me she was on the phone and started asking me questions about her. To prevent my so called "friend" from starting any stupid drama I told him I didn't like her. In fact, to make it more REAL for him I went into GREAT DETAIL about what I didn't like about her. I said some really nasty things to make it clear I didn't want her (even though I did). As mentioned............SHE WAS ON THE PHONE LISTENING TO EVERY WORD.

My friend was laughing his ass off which I found a little odd because the things I was saying weren't THAT funny. When he caught his breath he told my she hung up saying that she couldn't listen any more. She was probably crying her eyes out. I was absolutely shocked and in disbelief at what just took place.

I tried to avoid seeing her at all costs because I didn't know if it was possible to remedy the situation. I ended up passing her in a grocery store and I can't even describe with words the way she looked at me. I felt like the biggest idiot, jerk, *******, etc., on the planet............