"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Given that women base so much on our earning potential, our career is obviously a big part of dating.

One thing I've observed in my 20 year career is that over time, especially after the "War on Terror" and 9/11, the only people remaining who have jobs are the Gover-lover, "See-Something-Say-Something", Vaccinated, Body-scanned, Diet-coke-drinking types. The types who secretly report you to your boss when they don't like an email you sent that contained a joke about their frozen burrito - first offense, or who take you out to lunch and then gossip about a (true but politically incorrect) comment you made.

In 1994, we'd all go out and get high, nevermind rat out coworkers who told bad jokes!

It's a Zero-Tolerance, Zero-Humor policy, nation-wide. What a bunch of A-holes. Anything that keeps THEM safe?

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Really? ****ing hell is it that bad?

That would piss me off. For the last 5 years I worked in a nightclub doing security and it definately wasn't politically correct. We would talk all kinds of **** to each other and joke about everything. Sounds like in a office I wouldn't do well. And I guess I wouldn't want to if I can't express myself. I would upset alot of these sooks.

What the **** happened indeed!? Unfortunately I have no idea, but political correctness really ****ed things up.

And the whole "women base so much on our earning potential". Get rid of that belief ;)
 
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bigneil said:
Given that women base so much on our earning potential, our career is obviously a big part of dating.

One thing I've observed in my 20 year career is that over time, especially after the "War on Terror" and 9/11, the only people remaining who have jobs are the Gover-lover, "See-Something-Say-Something", Vaccinated, Body-scanned, Diet-coke-drinking types. The types who secretly report you to your boss when they don't like an email you sent that contained a joke about their frozen burrito - first offense, or who take you out to lunch and then gossip about a (true but politically incorrect) comment you made.

In 1994, we'd all go out and get high, nevermind rat out coworkers who told bad jokes!

It's a Zero-Tolerance, Zero-Humor policy, nation-wide. What a bunch of A-holes. Anything that keeps THEM safe?

What is going on?
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I work in an ofice wth lots of women, mostly fat bloaters and the b1tching and backstabbing is off ths scale, I pretty much keep myself to myself and only interact when I have to, they arent all like that of course but youre right, its all about keeping them safe and they will plunge the knife in if it pormotes them. feminism allows it
 
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