"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Your ULTIMATE 3-some. Who would you pick?

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I'd have several groups.

1. My gf and her younger sister.
2. My gf and 1 of her friends.
3. Vida Guerra and Jessica Biel.
4. Vida Guerra and Jenna Jameson.
5. My gf and Vida Guerra.

The moments come and go, so a variety in the "team" you pick is imperative.

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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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damn man.. that's a very thought provoking question.

1) Jennifer Ellison and Natale Portman

I just saw a pick of Vida Guerra... I gotta throw here in there somewhere, she's pretty damn hot

2) Katsumi and Jennifer Ellison
 
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My gf and Charlize Theron

(the GF looks like Charlize did in AEon Flux, dark hair... mmm...)

Betty Paige and Marilyn Monroe

Cleopatra and Mother Theresa
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Adriana Lima and Scarlett Johansson followed closely by Elisha Cuthbert

blueguy: I think we on the same wave length here, we know exactly, my oh my- would I disapear with those girls for a LONG LONG time
 
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I love me some Alba so Alba and her twin sister.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Damn, I was gonna say your GF and Jenna Jameson. Oh well,..
 
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The Olson Twins and Hillary Duff. The Olson twins = 1 baby.;)
 
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Any threesome with any pick from the plethora of ass-revealing gals in my own town would suffice. I can't get over how many mouth-watering women there are where I live. They're everywhere, especially downtown Mon-Sun.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Although for my favourite two woman:

Virginie Ledoyen and Janaína Nattielle Viana Mendes.
 
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Hilary Duff & Alizee (that cute french singer)
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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