"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Your thoughts on the new 007

00Kevin

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First of all he doesn't look like or act like a Pierce Brosnan puss-y. So that is a good thing. I don't think he will be the best bond but that will as always depend on how the movie works out.

The bigest problem with most modern bond movies is that they have women that act and fight like ninja super heros. This is a major problem with how modern feminism has tarnished the suave 007. This is also why there hasn't been a good James bond movie in a long time.

I think that if the women are just girly girl models then it won't mater who the new bond is. Make them out to be girly girls and drop all the ninja feminist martial arts . That last movie made me sick. It wasn't bond that was kicking ass it was the women. I mean I don't want to see charlies angles again... puke.

the bond girl should appear in a hot bikini and then she should say , "oh james" and that is about it.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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OfficeSpace

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From the picture of the new James Bond... I'm not sure.. But from his looks, I don't think he looks quite like "Bond" material.. I think Clive Owen would have made a better Bond, but then again I'm not sure since I haven't seen this Bond act yet..
 

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You can check out the new bond in the movie layer spelled with a 4 instead of the a, its quite good and at some points you see why he got the new bond role.

Brosnan had the voice though.
 

Marlimus

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I don't like Daniel Craig either. Hugh jackman would have been IDEAL. Everyboy knows him as wolverine from xmen but he once played an 18th century British duke and his acting was flawless.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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IsiMan84

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My friends think the new Bond looks quite pansy-ish. I've only seen a picture or two but he sure doesn't look like a tough guy.
 

OfficeSpace

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IsiMan84 said:
My friends think the new Bond looks quite pansy-ish. I've only seen a picture or two but he sure doesn't look like a tough guy.
Yeah.. He looks too skinny from his pictures, and haha yeah.. he kinda does look like a pansy. but like I said, I'll wait for the movie before I judge this dude.. He might not be bad.. Then again, I don't have my hopes up..
 

IsiMan84

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They should let Jason Statham (from Transporter) be James Bond. He pretty much already is with his crazy martial arts and high tech contraptions that he drives around with in that Audi of his.
 
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