"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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so ive been trying out new things when it comes to cooking or baking.

Last night i made chream cheese stuffed hamburgers and it turned out AWESOME!!

So im asking all the posters on SOSUAVE.

WHAT IS YOUR SIGNATURE DISH you like to bake or cook.

if you can please post the recipe. some people might want to try it out.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Boil some eggs for 10 mins, peel egg shells, mash eggs with mayo, put mixture on bread.

Eat

This is delicious.
 

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c'mon sam. i kno you got something better than that.

and kraft dinner dont count.
 

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My girlfriend was selling pampered chef stuff for a fundraiser, and we ended up with one of their grill baskets:
http://www.pamperedchef.com/our_products/catalog/product.jsp?productId=18602&categoryCode=NEW

I've discovered that if you line the basket with foil, you can cook anything on a grill. Vegetables like corn on the cob or asparagus sauteed in oil and garlic are excellent. Sometimes I make boil-in-bag brown rice inside, then dump the cooked rice over the vegetables; it's like fried rice on the grill. Push it to the side until the meat is done, then throw the meat on top and carry it inside all at once. Then your entire dinner comes off the grill. If you're just cooking a few vegetables, the basket is much faster and easier than messing with skewers.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Seafood Pizza. I don't make my own pizza dough (at least not YET!) Anyway, get yourself a pizza crust. Instead of tomato sauce, use sour cream. Smear it all over the crust, toss some shrimp and that fake crab pollock stuff on it, green peppers, mushrooms, and whatever the hell else you think will taste good.

For cheese, I sprinkle a bit of Parmesan, then coat the bytch with mozzarella. Using a good pizza pan (not that fukkin cookie sheet crap) bake for ten minutes at 400. Probably the best damn pizza I've eaten, and it doesn't give me heartburn.


I tried something wild for my bachelor Thanksgiving. I cooked the turkey in a somewhat watered-down mandarin orange salad dressing. I also tossed a bit of brown sugar in to sweeten it a bit. It was the best tasting turkey I've ever eaten.

I've also used Penkitten's banana bread recipe and tossed some mini Reese Peanut Butter Cups in it.

Personally, I think the key to being a good cook is to be experimental.

I'm putting a sticky on this, hoping more of you will share some of your cooking tips.

(I'm gonna try those cream cheese stuffed hamburgers yet!)
 

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Smoky chilli (using cheap meat simmered in beer to tenderize and break it up) and a hand tossed herb pizza with a fresh sauce. Everything made by hand from raw ingredients of course.

I'm also very good at grilling meats and making marinades. Right now I'm working on making an excellent steak. First few trials have been tasty but not close enough to what I would consider ideal. I like to bake at a low temperature, soak in butter and then simmer the steak for a short period at a high temp to get a nice tasty brown layer on each side.

I'm also pretty good at making delicious protein shakes since I like to use spices.
 

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Healthy: Grilled Salmon with Lemon

Non healthy: Shrimp and Chicken Alfreado with home made alfreado sauce, garlic potatoes and asiago cheese bread (this is my go to dish right here)


snack food: mexican chicken. son loves it. hell I love it.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Desdinova said:
What do you throw in your marinades? I'm still trying to improve mine.

Vinegar, lime or lemon juice and herbs and salts. Sometimes a little worsterchire. Depends on what kind of meat you're working with and what the intended flavor should be.

Chicken is excellent for herbs because it has such a light flavor whereas something like steak you might want to be more conservative with the amount and variety of spices. Can't go wrong with garlic, salt and a little pepper.

edit: This is what I based my chilli recipe on. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8OqxOKtLhM

I also use liquid smoke. Applewood or hickory are excellent. Also for garlic it's tastier fresh. Just clean some garlic and fry it in lots of oil slowly to soften the flavor and texture.
 
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If you want a really good steak.. Bbq spice, fair amount of salt, sweetchille marinade.. Add these all while cooking.

Delicious.
 

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Just Do it. :rockon:
 

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danger thast soo meaty

I LOVE IT!!!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Danger said:
My family and friends always request I cook my spaghetti sauce for events.

1 LB of hamburg
1 package of pepperoni (for spicy try the tabasco pepperoni)
1 package (4 links) of hot sausage
4 cans of Hunts meat sauce
3 cans of roasted garlic tomato paste

Add the meat suace and tomato paste together on low heat.

Cook the hamburg and break it up, then add it to the sauce.
Cook the sausage and break it up, then add it to the sauce.
Add the pepperoni one slice at a time so that they do not clump together.

Mix the sauce on medium heat until the pepperoni has cooked and is heavily broken apart.

Your sauce is now ready.
Big FVCKING HOME RUNNNN!

genius
 

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I'll submit two killer recipes:

Jalapeno poppers:

A shytload of japs. (smaller ones preferably)
1 package or jar of sundried tomatoes.
1 bunch of fresh basil.
One tub of WHIPPED cream cheese
One package of THICK CUT bacon.

carefully slice the japs open to clean the insides, but still be able to stuff. I find a 'T' shape cut works best. the top of the T, being at the cap of the Jap.

chop the sundrieds and basil and mix it all together with the cream cheese.

spoon the mix into the bellies of the japs, and close them the best you can.

Wrap a half a strip of bacon around the Jap, and either skewer them, or stick a toothpick through to hold the bacon in place.

BBQ, or stick in the oven. Cook them somewhat slow, until the bacon looks done. about 20 minutes at 300 or so. use your judgement.

The cream cheese will be smoldering hot, so be careful!!

Try not to jizz yourself due to the pure awesomeness!



My Kickass Spaghetti recipe: be aware that this has a bit of a kick.

First of all, I use linguine instead of Spag noodles. They're a little thicker, and I think they work better:



For the Sauce:

start cooking a package of hot italian sausage. Use HALF of it in this recipe, and freeze the other half for the next time you make this.

If you remember (which I usually dont) take the sauce pan, put it on heat with a couple tablespoons of olive oil. Saute some chopped garlic and a teaspoon or two of crushed red pepper (two packets from a pizza place is perfect) till the garlic barely starts to turn brown, then add the sauce. If you forget to do this, just add the oil, garlic, and peppers to the sauce.

I like to buy the sauce that has the most amount of veggies in it. Ragu's Super Vegetable Primavera is what I prefer.

If you have an onion laying around, shop a little bit, and throw it in. Also, fresh mushrooms and bell peppers are good to, but you dont need to. Asparagus is awesome too, but it will make your pee smell within an hour, so keep that in mind of on a date.

I put in an extra small can of tomato sauce. Even better than this, is a can of crushed 'italian style' tomatoes, cuz it already has herbs in it.

Then, I add a tsp of sea salt, a tsp of pepper, a tsp of basil, a tsp of italian seasoning, garlic powder (if you dont have fresh garlic) a dash of cinnimon, and a bay leaf or two.

If you happen to have any red wine, pour a quarter cup or so in the sauce jar, stir it around, and add to sauce. I usually, dont, so I pour a little beer in instead. If you have neither, use a little water.

Chop up the sausage, and dump half in the sauce, and freeze the other half. simmer and stir often. Cook the linguine. When its done enough, serve.

Once again, try not to jizz yourself due to the awesomeness! Thats what your date's for.
 
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