"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Your pictures are being mocked!!!

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Check out this thread that was posted on bodybuilding.com:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=414502

**** loads of people that posted their pics in the picture thread here have been posted over there now. Out of the people there I recognise BBB and JakethaSnake...apparently there are pics of Pook as well.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Link doesn't work..

Also, they might've stole the pictures.
 
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Lol, good for them. All those roidheads can see what a pretty face, lots of game and a cut up body can do with the woman in comparison to their roidhead muscles!

But then again, I deleted my pics I posted on hotornot and sosuave a while back now.
 
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