Your Most Unique and Ballsy PU

[ROCK DRUMMER]

Hey, this is for all you guys that have mastered the art of PUs to the point that you can improvise them on the spot with outstanding results. This is for you DJs who no longer have anxiety when approaching, but rather enjoy the challenge of pushing your abilities. Post the your most unique and/or funny approaches/PUs so that we beginning DJs may expand our abilities by building on them.

 

[CLOONEY]

Ok here is a funny one, I was on holidays in London, and out with a few mates, when we went into this bar in the hotel we were staying in, there was a challenge to who could pick up an "average" girl and take her back to one of our hotel rooms. OK so there were only a couple of good lookers in the whole bar, straight away three of them started on this one who was with one of her friends, one of them ended up fukcing her. Then the only other one was with her mum (well that is what we thought). Man I was pretty wasted and so was all my friends. So I go up and sit down at their table with the two of them, start chatting up the old bird (as it turns out it wasnt her mum, they were on holidays from Ireland and were just friends). So then I get my other mate to come over and start talking to the old bird while I work on the young bird. Anyways I put my hand on her leg and start kino etc etc, then after a while I start moving my hand closer to her pu*sy, she didnt seem to care so after a while I start rubbing it getting her horny as fukc( this was under the table so noone else could see).

Then I say to them both we have alcohol up in our room if you wanna come finish off this party. They argee, and after about 5minutes in the room it is all on with the young bird, right infront of the old bird and my mate, hahahahaha. quite a funny night!!

 

[Derek Flint]

Several years ago, my and my best friend were leaving a club.
(Baxter's in Marin county, just north of SF)

Out in the parking lot, I saw a woman and I said something crude like 'Hey baby, you're not leaving without us, are you?"

She replied: "You're so drunk, you couldn't get it up anyways"

So I walk up to her without saying a word, look her straight in the eye, unzip, grab her hand and and put it on my Johnson.

Her eyes got real big and she said: "Damn, you can get hard"

The 3 of us got in her car and went to my apartment. As soon as she walked thru the front door, she whipped of her top and it was on.

Me and my friend tagged her until daylight: Oral, Anal, Straight.
F*** her like we hated her, and she loved it.

She later told us that half of her friends hated us, and the other half wanted to F*** us based on what happened that night.

We ended up hooking up with her and some of her friends on a few occasions after that.

 

[LT1]

I will say I'm far from 'mastering' the DJ way. But here are 2 of my ballsy random PUs:

I was at the mall food court with my friend (an AFC). We had just bought some knock-off cologne from some guys trunk (I got Armani and he got Playboy). We see 2 HBs sitting at Chick Fillet and I tell him to be my wing. He acts like he knows what to do, so I tell him to approach. He makes up excuses (like: I don't know what to say, etc). So I tell him just to follow me in. I walk up to both girls HB8 and HB9 and sit down next to them and tell them a funny story of how I just bought some knock-off cologne from a guys trunk and wanted to compare who's was better mine or my friends. This opened the HBs up and we talked for a few minutes (my friend was silent the entire time). I ended it on a good note and both of the girls gave me their numbers and told me to call them (they acted like they were fighting over who got me... girls...).

The second time happened at Walmart. I was walking out after getting some photos developed and saw HB9 eyeing me from her car (parked in the fire lane). I smile, wink at her, then hold up one finger. I then get in my car and pull up next to her. The look on her face was priceless, she was blushing like crazy because her mom happened to be sitting in the passenger seat (wow, did'nt see that coming...). But I thought 'what the hell'. So I talked to the girl for a couple of minutes (the mom was laughing to herself)then said I had to be somewhere but I wanted to continue the conversation, so she gave me her cell number and gave me the 'call me' sign with her hand as I pulled away...