"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Your Most Suave Pick Up/Close

Smooth Player 056

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Ill start this out. Hmmmmm.... so many, so hard to choose. Well, one actually stands out from the rest.

A HB9 was standing in line at Panda Express, there was a huge 17 person line, at the food court and she was right in front of me with her friend HB8, I over hear her friend say, "let me pull some cash from the ATM." Now that she was alone I had a mini convo with her. It went something like this:

Smooth: Hey, you look hungry waiting in this long line, whats your name?

Her: Yeah i am pretty hungry, Im Jenny.

Smooth: Too bad your not alone or I might have let you join me

Her: Well we Im here with my friend we could go sit with you

Smooth: sure y not, if u insist, but i gotta get to work so so it will be quick

******We sit down to eat*******

Smooth: Come take a walk with me Jenny

Her: But i cant leave my friend

Smooth: It will just be for a second.

Her: Ok

****We enter elevator****

Smooth: Do you like wild spontaneous guys or meek quiet ones?

Her: definetly wild and spontaneous

Smooth: *grabs her ass with both hands, and begins making out*

....The rest is history

-Smooth-
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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lebRambo

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damn son! thats some nice sh*t.

mine would definitely be at a club one night, saw some HB7 dancing with her friend, I lock eyes with her, she smiles then I do. I slowly walk over to her, holding eye contact the whole time, and kiss her without a word. We ended up dating for 3 months.
 

DJ_in_making

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Lots of props smoothplaya
 

Ricky

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Wow that took balls. I love it.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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animal crackers

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I went up to 2 girls at a college bar.

"Why are you guys dancing with each other?"

(them giggling)

"It's cool I love you guys."

I grind with both of them for 15 min.

Makeout with one of them for 20 min (hardcore under the shirt down her pants and shlt)

Her friend leaves, and I say to the other.

"You're baddd?" (as I just found out she wasn't wearing panties)

HB "I know..."

Took her back to my dorm and fvcked the shlt out of her.
 

So pimp its scary

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I was at the bar with two buddies, and they didn't have any balls to approach that night... and I was seriously wanting some tang.

I see this table with three girls sitting, and I tell my buddies, 'ok this is how a man with balls handles the ladies.'

Within about a minute or two, two of the three girls leave for the washroom. I walk up to the girl sitting alone, we start talking untill the friends come back, then 'hey, my buddies are sitting just over there, how about you come join our table.' So I go back to the table where the three of us are sitting, we talked, we danced, we grinded, then at the end of the night we brought them back to the 'after party' and we each tagged one of them.
 
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