Your most funny/embarassing sexperience

[RagingBalls]

If you have an embarassing/funny sexperience you want to share to us please do so

Here's mine.

When i was 22, it was a sunny afternoon and i'm banging this 24 year old girl in front of the sink at her apartment. She was facing the sink while i hump her vajay. She was kinky as i am and savoring the fleshy pleasure as she moans. We were also watching porn as we do the act.

Then came up a scene where the chick sucked the c0ck of the man after it went to her pvssy. I told the girl to do the same and so i removed my condom and she proceed on sucking my dlck. She sucked it sooo damn good that i can't help to control it anymore and felt the need to burst my jlzz as she svcks it.

Upon telling her i am about to cvm, she protests me not to finish in her mouth or her face, and also not to the sink as there's our dishes she'll wash later. I was really holding my jizz with my fingers on my c0ck and quickly went straight near the window before i violently erupts as my cvm pulsated and jet blasts globs of cvm straight between the near-closed blinds of the window and down to the alley a few stories down below.

A few seconds after, i peeked a little in those blinds outside and saw a balding fat guy beneath, furiously cursing as he stares above, searching the windows above for the culprit, with a glob of my white cvm still on top of his balding head, i quickly stepped away from the blinds as i heard him spew cursing words as he walks away from the alley.

 

[Harry Wilmington]

Ha ha ha, that's funny.

Anyway - my most embarrassing story: I hooked up with a girl I met at a party being thrown at my place. After we hooked up in my roommate's room (that's a whole 'nother story), we went back to my room and hooked up again. This time, she proceeded to go down on me, and as I was about to finish I warned her just in case she wasn't into taking it all in. Turns out, she was more than fine with it. The problem, though, was that as I was "finishing..." it was one of those times where it just kept on coming out. So she's there taking it in, and taking it in, and taking it in... and it was so much to take in that, eventually, she started choking and had to get up and run to the bathroom to spit it out. We only hooked up one more time after that, but I thought it was hilarious, lol

 

[VikingKing]

Stuck it in her butt. She pooed a bit on the sheets.

 

[RagingBalls]

Ha ha ha, that's funny.

Anyway - my most embarrassing story: I hooked up with a girl I met at a party being thrown at my place. After we hooked up in my roommate's room (that's a whole 'nother story), we went back to my room and hooked up again. This time, she proceeded to go down on me, and as I was about to finish I warned her just in case she wasn't into taking it all in. Turns out, she was more than fine with it. The problem, though, was that as I was "finishing..." it was one of those times where it just kept on coming out. So she's there taking it in, and taking it in, and taking it in... and it was so much to take in that, eventually, she started choking and had to get up and run to the bathroom to spit it out. We only hooked up one more time after that, but I thought it was hilarious, lol

Ahahaha. That's hilarious dude.

 

[Electro67]

I used to date a very busty girl and she liked it when I would finish by titfvcking her. One time my cvm landed in her eye and the poor girl was in agony - I felt terrible! Her eye bothered her for a day or two after that.

That was a few years ago. We're still friends and we laugh about it sometimes but I was damn embarrassed when it happened, to say the least!

 

[Electro67]

One more: I was getting a BJ from a much younger, inexperienced girl who had told me up front that she had never swallowed before but was ready to do it for the first time. When I came, she started gagging on it and pulled away, but my fountain just kept gushing and gushing, all over the front seats of my car! She felt bad about pulling away so she removed her shirt and wiped it up, which I thought was very thoughtful of her.

 

[old_skoolr]

Was mouth f.ucking a chick once ended up poking her in the eye with my d.ick. She yelled and told me what happened, I laughed and asked if she was alrite? She goes yeh, then I told her then why arnt you continuing?

 

[Thundernuts]

It was the night I lost my virginity. I was turning 16 in two days and i just met my LDR for the second time, we talked about it for awhile and all that but she told me it was happening. Our friends all meet up out in the desert ( I used to live in southern california) And while they are talking me and my girl slip away behind a huge bush.

Its my first time. She put me on top and there I went. While im going to pound town i remember feeling something I tell her:

me: Don't put your finger back there
girl:I'm not

We turn around and there is a wild dog smelling my ass i was scared. I slapped him on the nose and continued. Then my friend walks around the bush and tells us we have to leave cuz it was cold as hell in the desert in winter.

We throw our clothes on and then we see the wild dog ran off with one of my girls shoes.

 

[Mr Wright]

Out with a mate on an impromptu night out. Met this chick, she was one of those chicks with big boobs and a nice tight little body and her not so good looking mate. After a night of dancing we go back to their hotel. Her friend gets very weird about what was going to happen because they only have two single beds and I was obviously going to hook up with her mate. So we start banging despite her friends verbal protests. Was a bit awkward because I was about 3 metres away from my friend but oh well, you still have to give it all you've got. Long story short, the friend was already pissed off but it was definitely made worse when she found out that her friend was a squirter I don't think she was going to get up in the night to use the loo. I found all this very hilarious, left abruptly in the morning with my mate.


I have a similar story, which unfortunately I did not find so funny and involves another squirter but this time she was on her period. Let's just say, you would never guess those liquids came out of two different holes. Had to scrub hard in the shower that night.

 

[Bayne05]

My sister asked her friend to babysit her kids for a couple of weeks and they stayed at our house. She was hot, she's my age, nobodies home and I'm horny so I thought fvck it I'm going after her. Started fooling around with her and we ended up fvcking on my moms bed lol. The sex was awesome she got a tight pvssy and my j!zz shot out like a cannon. We went to sleep and in the morning we were woken up by my moms loud knock on the door. Sh!t, the bed was a mess and there was a white stain on the headboard and on the sheet from last night(I thought all the cvm landed on her body). Mom was still knocking and the girl said I must go she will come up with a story. Ran back to my room and later on I hear her telling mom what happened, "I poured the kids some milk I lost track of them I was watching tv, they must have climbed on the bed and played around with the milk" lol somehow the story checked out. Dodged a bullet there, literally, from my mom and my sister.