"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Your last lay

Leporello

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The advice on this site is in different levels. Different are about how to approach, how to maintain IL, first date, LTR, etc.

But, assuming everyone here is trying to get laid at some point, I think it'd help for people to describe the last time they actually managed to get laid and what they did for that to happen. No theory, just game.

For me, it was last Sunday. On the Friday before, I'd had a really ugly fight with my fvck buddy (http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=116870) about some political thing. Essentially, she told me she'd see me one last time for closure (we may just be FBs but we've been through alot together), but never again.

So, I keep her talking. i know she wouldn't be so angry if she didn't care, and I also know that she really doesn't want to stop being my fvck buddy, so i give her reasons to not be mad. As a test (a bit risky, I know) I hang up n her, and she calls me back. I won't go into the details of the convo, but I just tried to be reasonable and find common ground.

By Friday night, she's calmed down. By Saturday, she's even making jokes. Sunday rolls around, and while she still seems a bit annoyed, I'm C+F and making fun of myself too. Finally, she says "Leporello, I kind of feel that what you're telling me is BS, but I can't stay mad at you."

Now, the lay (hope it's not too graphic, I've never written a LR before):

We head back to my place. After a few minutes of showing her the renovations we just did on my house, we head for me bedroom. She starts taking her clothes off almost immediately (tight t-shirt and black thong; looks like she was planning to get some) so I get naked too and we climb into bed. After we fondle and kiss until we're ready, she gets on top and rides me until I cvm.

Now, she says that because I've been so bad I have to be punished. She gets a black pice of cloth I happen to have and blindfolds me, then pushes me against the wall and starts hitting me and asking if I'm sorry. I'm really into it, so after I feel i've been properly contrite I tear the blindfold off, bend her over my knee and start spanking her. Now that I'm hard again I flip her over and take her misiionary. She screams her head off until we both finish, and we cuddle until it's time for her to leave.

Who'll go next?
 
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Leporello

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Bump - I think the lack of actual successes reported on this board is one of the things dragging it down. Most guys, even huge AFCs, get laid once in a while. I never claimed to be a stud or a true DJ, but we all do something right sometimes.
 

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Here is mine from another thread.

Paintballguy said:
Well here is a play by play for ****s and giggles...

Last week: I get a message on myspace from this chick... something along the lines of "hey!!! we got to hangout sometime" (i knew her from before when she had a boyfriend that she just brokeup with a few months ago)

Saturday: I setup a time for yesterday to hangout.

Yesterday: Go to pick her up and bring her to my place to "watch a movie".

Basically, I just started very small kino with her. (Playful nudge, tickle, etc to see how she responded) She took it very well and gave everything right back to me. So, I kept this up throughout the movie and kept raising the bar. After a while, I just started to wrestle around and just pushed her down to makeout. I got a good 15-20 minutes in of making out to get her warmed up before I started to move my hands down. Then, I started playing with her pu$$y above her jeans and she said something like "your such a tease". I chuckled as I ripped her pants off. :up: You can guess how it went from there.

I definitely got her off really good because she has called me 3 times today so far and sent me a message on myspace
 

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THE BABE

One of my best friends. Get on like a house on fire. We had several drunken pashes and I got a BJ off her years ago. There has always been interest but for whatever reason (usually coz one of us have been taken or banging one of the others friends) we have never ****ed. We have slept in the same bed many a time and I always told her that when the time was right I would **** her brains out.

THE SEDCUTION

I was hanging out with two friends, one male and the babe in question. The male told us about how his GF booked a hotel room over the weekend and how they basically spent two days doing nothing but ****ing and ordering room service.

The female friend said she wants to do that but that she had to find a guy to do that with. I stuck up my hand like a nerdy kid in class trying to answer the teachers question. She laughed at my joke but also noticed my eye contact that said "I am serious."

From that moment there was definate sexual tension.

Later we were hanging at a cafe waiting for another good friend to arrive. I just make sure the conversation stayed on sex and allowed the excitement I felt to perculate in my system.

When the other friend turns up she's brought along my FB (she actually introduced me to FB). FB picks up on wierd vibe. Asks me what I' doing for the rest of the day. Under the table I lightly run my hand down my female friend's (who is sitting next to me) thigh. "Not sure." I said. The babe takes a really deep breath.

FB gets the message (If I wanted to see her I would have: A. called her rather than let OF bring her along. B. asked her what she wanted to do) and bails.

The rest of us meet a bunch of other friends at pub.

At pub we sit next to each other our legs touching. Above table I am ignoring her and joking with friends. Beneath the table there is some major kino going on.

So its now been about five hours from my first sexual comment. My attitude is relaxed the entire time. I'm not acting like a guy trying to pick up... I'm acting like you do with a LTR as if it is the most natural thing in the world to be touchy feely, that sex later is a given, but for now you are happy to hang out with mates... no big deal at all.

After two drinks she has gone into the state that Tyler Durden describes as Buying Temperature. As soon as I make that observation I whisper in her ear " **** I want to **** you."

And that was about it. Got the doggy dinner bowl look.

ANALYSIS

I find that a stealth seduction in front of a group of people like that to be massively effective. It really stokes a womans fires when there is this sneaky thing going on that no one else is aware of. I actually think its more effective than isolating asap.

There had been a lot of ground work laid down over several years. I was just responsive to the fact that there seem to be no resistance on this day. I didn't try to force it but allowed her to heat up. When the iron was hot I struck. Simple.

I gotta admit that that wasn't the most impressive of all pick ups... But it WAS the last time I seduced a woman, as requested.

JJ
 
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