"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Your kiss is too damn powerfull!

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Are you the type of guy who dreams about kissing that special girl on your mind and starting something serious with her?

I'll bet you just don't know how to accomplish this task. I'll bet you are a bit afraid that it won't be special for her. Even if you do plant a kiss on her how are you going to make it seem natural?

Well now that you are trying to be a DJ you have a new perspective on this issue.

Now when you wake up in the morning and look in the mirror you think , "damn I am the ladies man. I like the sound of that. 'the l a d i e s man'. "


As the ladies man you know that your kiss is a dangerous thing. It is one of your secret weapons that seal the deal for you. Your kiss is so powerful that you have to keep it short and sweet. A long kiss from you could harm her and you wouldn't want to do that. Yes, your kiss something you use with caution.

With your kiss so damn powerful you will have to refrain from using it unless you feel the need to grant it to her. You know that if you grant her a kiss you could be forced endure the desire she will have for you. If she is a nice girl you wouldn't want to hurt her.

As a ladies man, you always have to push the women away and let them down easy. You know that if you kiss her you are going to have a hard time pushing her away. She will want you to call her and she might even start to call you. She will call all her friends and tell them about you.

So what do you do about this? Well, as the ladies man, you have to find other ways to turn a girl on. That kiss isn't going to work out for you. That would be too serious an action for you. You can just kiss her for the sake of it. You have to be damn sure that this girl is worth it. At the same time you don't want to make her think you don't like her. Maybe you can kiss her on the neck but not on the lips. Maybe you can touch her or feel her up, but kissing her? Are you crazy? no damn way. What if she is a nice girl and not just a hoe. That is just too damn powerful a move for a nice girl to handle and you are a lover of women.

As the ladies man, you know that you can turn her on with other methods. You know that you can love her in other ways. So you make the choice not to kiss her until she doesn't want to feel like an object of your desire anymore. You know that only when she wants to be more then an object can she handle one of your kisses. You are only being considerate by giving her mind time to mentally prepare for your kiss and to desire it. She will think, "oh why doesn't he kiss me? Am I not special to him? I need to know how it feels to kiss him!”

Next time she sees you she will try to kiss you but you will have to refuse and tell her that kissing means something to you. She will be shocked about this but it is the only way to let her down easy. This will further provoke her and set you up to be a challenge for her. She will desire you more and more as each day passes.

Naturally, the longer you wait to plant that kiss on her the more she will want it. The more powerful that moment will be for her. At this point, you can’t simply let the girl suffer. You are the ladies man!. You have to be generous with your love or be honest. You don’t let women suffer. If this girl is damn horney for you and she wants something serious you will have to grant her a kiss.

Reserve that kiss for women who want something serious. It is the only way you will avoid breaking all the ladies hearts. After all you are the ladies man.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by dearsappho
Crap...

Words of a bumstuffer innit?
well that was constructive. why do you dissagree?

I guess you are just a Nexter and don't care for the art of courting women.


I've put the above into practice and it works perfectly all the time for me. It draws the girl in for a serious relationship and reminds the hoes that they are hoes.

I hate kissing anyway it is so overrated..
 

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I disagree because you need to get hands on with a woman if you want to have sex with her.

Kiss her passionately let to her know what you have and then withdraw for a while to allow her to become infatuated with your image. The girl will then be crazy for you.

I dont think picking up women is an art. For me its more a science i.e. construct an experiment. Repeat the experiment and tweak it until the results are uniform. Of course there are always going to be anomalies but thats just life.

yes or no?
 

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i stopped reading as the author wanted to autosuggest my brain that i can't handle women, no need to read more, im outta here.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Sounds like a random brain fart or an excerpt from the "Ladies man" comic book.

If you can create sexual tension without kissing great

I think this is definately the first most important progressive milestone

You can withhold kissing as a form of teasing to create sexual tension, but your game has to be advanced. I would generally do this after the first kiss has been initiated.


Kaine
 
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