random afc
Senior Don Juan
Your First Kiss! Are you excited?
[You may want to read the disclaimer on the bottom before you bust my balls for saying something that you don't agree with]
Once you are finally at that special moment with that special girl, you will feel it inside of you, or maybe she will just kiss you.
Anyways, here are some important things to keep in mind while you sit and stress yourself about your first kiss.
FIRST and most importantly, it will go fine. of course it will. tell that non-believing AFC side of you to shut the hell up and *****-slap him to death. IT WILL GO FINE! in fact, better than fine, it will be awesome. and in the terrible lottery that something 'bad' might happen, you will always have a story to tell at parties. anyways, don't stress about screwing up, everything will work out how it needs to. let me shed some more insight on this: have you ever seen/read posts of people working themselves up about their first kiss? let me answer that for you, of course i have. but did you ever see a post titled 'my first kiss sucked and i want to kill myself'. shiat no.
I guess it would be kinda like sex for the first time. of course it won't be absolutely perfect, sex is sloppy, so don't expect or demand perfection. anyways, believe in yourself and don't think negatively or worry yourself about kissing, because it will all come naturally once you experience it for the first time. hell, my first time i was totally lifted and my partner was a party hookup who was equally effed up. so trust yourself that you will not f* up, because you won't, don't let yourself. you are a strong and confident DJ, your first kiss will be totally amazing.
But what if something terrible happens? huh, what could be so bad? i would expect that a good story could come out in the end, but nothing bad will happen...you're too good to let this happen.
So, stop stressing about your first kiss. you will feel it when it needs to come, and this isn't the post to teach you how to put the moves on to start the kissing.
"Okay, so i went for it! now what?" All right, you went for the kiss, and it's awesome, right? well now what do you do? hurry, i'm getting nervous...don't worry. don't be too aggressive in kissing and let the girl do what she wants and the easiest thing to do is to imitate her (unless she really is a terrible kisser). also, remember that the girl probably feels almost as nervous as you do, it might even be her first kiss too.
But random, i'm 17 and i've never been kissed? am i ugly? am i poor (ha, i dunno...)? why do i suck at life so bad? well, just ask oakraiderz, he'll tell you that when and where and how old you are when your first occurs doesn't mean anything. there's a first time for everything in life, and it's not the only time it will ever happen. your age especially doesn't matter, so stop worrying about that.
So i guess what it all boils down to is that you shouldn't concern yourself over your first kiss. believe in yourself and you'll do perfect. it's not the end of the world. good luck
[here's a little disclaimer: the info in the post is intended for the fretting, budding DJ who has never been kissed. yes, i know there is so much more to kissing, but first you have to experience your first kiss. also, once you've gotten your mack on a few times, you should read more info on kissing... be sure to look for Random's Definitive Post on Advanced Kissing...release date TBA, if i can get aroud to it]
[You may want to read the disclaimer on the bottom before you bust my balls for saying something that you don't agree with]
Once you are finally at that special moment with that special girl, you will feel it inside of you, or maybe she will just kiss you.
Anyways, here are some important things to keep in mind while you sit and stress yourself about your first kiss.
FIRST and most importantly, it will go fine. of course it will. tell that non-believing AFC side of you to shut the hell up and *****-slap him to death. IT WILL GO FINE! in fact, better than fine, it will be awesome. and in the terrible lottery that something 'bad' might happen, you will always have a story to tell at parties. anyways, don't stress about screwing up, everything will work out how it needs to. let me shed some more insight on this: have you ever seen/read posts of people working themselves up about their first kiss? let me answer that for you, of course i have. but did you ever see a post titled 'my first kiss sucked and i want to kill myself'. shiat no.
I guess it would be kinda like sex for the first time. of course it won't be absolutely perfect, sex is sloppy, so don't expect or demand perfection. anyways, believe in yourself and don't think negatively or worry yourself about kissing, because it will all come naturally once you experience it for the first time. hell, my first time i was totally lifted and my partner was a party hookup who was equally effed up. so trust yourself that you will not f* up, because you won't, don't let yourself. you are a strong and confident DJ, your first kiss will be totally amazing.
But what if something terrible happens? huh, what could be so bad? i would expect that a good story could come out in the end, but nothing bad will happen...you're too good to let this happen.
So, stop stressing about your first kiss. you will feel it when it needs to come, and this isn't the post to teach you how to put the moves on to start the kissing.
"Okay, so i went for it! now what?" All right, you went for the kiss, and it's awesome, right? well now what do you do? hurry, i'm getting nervous...don't worry. don't be too aggressive in kissing and let the girl do what she wants and the easiest thing to do is to imitate her (unless she really is a terrible kisser). also, remember that the girl probably feels almost as nervous as you do, it might even be her first kiss too.
But random, i'm 17 and i've never been kissed? am i ugly? am i poor (ha, i dunno...)? why do i suck at life so bad? well, just ask oakraiderz, he'll tell you that when and where and how old you are when your first occurs doesn't mean anything. there's a first time for everything in life, and it's not the only time it will ever happen. your age especially doesn't matter, so stop worrying about that.
So i guess what it all boils down to is that you shouldn't concern yourself over your first kiss. believe in yourself and you'll do perfect. it's not the end of the world. good luck
[here's a little disclaimer: the info in the post is intended for the fretting, budding DJ who has never been kissed. yes, i know there is so much more to kissing, but first you have to experience your first kiss. also, once you've gotten your mack on a few times, you should read more info on kissing... be sure to look for Random's Definitive Post on Advanced Kissing...release date TBA, if i can get aroud to it]
