"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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W.A.S.P. The first album....especially the first song, "I Wanna Be Somebody."

Anything by the artist currently known as Klay Scott, aka Scott Albert, Celldweller, Circle of Dust, Brainchild, Argyle Park (1), and maybe some names I forgot. He's a close friend of, and collaborator with Cris Angel. Also, his buddy Klank.


Mostly for running though....If lifting weights, music makes me loose count of my reps.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Kanye West - Stronger
A song with not only a nice beat, but lyrics to keep you motivated to push to your hardest.
"That don't kill you, only makes you stronger."

A few months old - but a classic for Hip Hop lovers.
 
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Anything powermetal.

Dragonforce, Rhapsody in Flames, etc...

Amon Amarth- Ancient sign of coming storm
 
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