"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Your favorite Metal band?

Which one of these is your favorite band?

  • Metallica

    Votes: 12 35.3%

  • Slayer

    Votes: 1 2.9%

  • Lamb of God

    Votes: 1 2.9%

  • Megadeth

    Votes: 4 11.8%

  • Others

    Votes: 16 47.1%
  • Total voters
    34
  • Poll closed .
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Originally Posted by Luveno
Metal is such a wide genre that its almost meaningless.

But that being said; where is Pantera?
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Well I thought I cleared that up,Pantera was one of the best bands that existed BUT it's gone now.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Metallica is full of a-holes.

Slayer pretty much peaked at Reign in Blood.

Lamb of God are pretty meaningless.

I got fed up with Megadeth when Mustaine started to incorporate the born again lyrics into their albums.

Pantera were pretty good - nice chunky riffing and decent solo's, Anselmo's great but the guitar tone was crap.

Favourite metal bands: Carcass, Psycroptic, Strapping Young Lad, Opeth, Between The Buried and Me, Darkest Hour and Gojira.
 
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I'm Charming said:
Metallica is full of a-holes.

Slayer pretty much peaked at Reign in Blood.

Lamb of God are pretty meaningless.

I got fed up with Megadeth when Mustaine started to incorporate the born again lyrics into their albums.

Pantera were pretty good - nice chunky riffing and decent solo's, Anselmo's great but the guitar tone was crap.

Favourite metal bands: Carcass, Psycroptic, Strapping Young Lad, Opeth, Between The Buried and Me, Darkest Hour and Gojira.
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Old Metallica was good but since And Justice For All they've become c r a p.
 
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