"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Your Favorite Colors on a Woman

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iqqi said:
Nope. I've been told I look like:

Winona Ryder
Natalie Portman
giselle (that was flattering)

I am very petite barely 5'1/5'2. Near 100 lbs. Brown eyes, pale skin, dark hair. Killer intense eyes that get me in trouble. Nice boobies. Nice booty, I hear. :)

Very feminine dress style. With a little edge. See my adventures with 10 thread for more in depth. OH OOPS WRONG FORUM.
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I'll have to have some pics for further assessment, preferably nude. If all goes well and you like to cook and clean then we may have an opening.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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iqqi said:
Nope. I've been told I look like:

Winona Ryder
Natalie Portman
giselle (that was flattering)

I am very petite barely 5'1/5'2. Near 100 lbs. Brown eyes, pale skin, dark hair. Killer intense eyes that get me in trouble. Nice boobies. Nice booty, I hear. :)

Very feminine dress style. With a little edge. See my adventures with 10 thread for more in depth. OH OOPS WRONG FORUM.
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Hey Munchkin, I am not allowed to post here but you can troll with your goofy match dot com profile...

That's not at all fair ! :crackup:
 
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