Your experience with women who volunteer

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

AttackFormation

Master Don Juan

Dec 4, 2016

I don't have any, but some of you must. I've been thinking about it, if you are eventually gonna have kids then you'd want to pack as many green flags in the mother as possible to prevent your and the kids' lives turning to sh!t. What could be more of a green flag than women who volunteer their own time to help other people just because they want to? (or animals, but that one might be iffier because they're "soooo cuuuuute!" - again you guys with experience chime in). You'd think it either takes or builds character to do that.

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.