Your boobs must like me

[DonJuanabe]

Hung out with a female friend and three of her friends on Saturday. One of her friends was female, cute, with a wonderful rack. Twice, while we all walked along the street, my shoulder and her tits bumped. I think it was mostly my fault because I slightly veered toward her, but she did not in any way move away after we bumped. A few minutes before we all parted she gave me her business card and invited me to a business event she is having that our mutual friend is attending. I wonder whether she sees me as potential business, but I can't stop thinking about her tits, and what I should have said when we bumped a second time was "Your boobs must like me." Of course, it's long after the fact, so I think I'll shoot her an email saying I can't make it to her event, that I don't mix business with pleasure, and that she is in the pleasure camp -- so we should go on a date on _____.

Will let you guys know how it turns out.

 

[Vice]

Go to the business thing, it's the best way she could ask you out without being sl*tty or putting the responsibility of the (eventual) sex on her shoulders. Sit with her at the event, tell her that the event is boring, and that you two should go on an adventure and explore.

Or have her go for drink with you after the event.

Or don't go to the event and have her meet you out nearby.

Whatever you do, DO NOT EVER SAY THE WORD "DATE" TO HER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. This will KILL the vibe.

At this point your game needs to be "Don't say stupid sh*t" and "Don't try to impress her" mode because SHE ALREADY LIKES YOU.

I highly doubt that she invited you for business purposes only. Especially if she's bumping into you with her boobs. That's girl code for "let's f*ck".

And yes, you should have said that her boobs must like you. Because that's funny, ballsy, and girls like that kind of stuff as long as it comes from a "hot guy".

 

[DonJuanabe]

Too late -- I went Doc Love style and called it a date straight up and, since her business thing is Friday night, I am busy Friday and can't make it.

 

[Pimp-sicle]

I went Doc Love style

There's your problem right there.






PIMP

 

[DonJuanabe]

You guys are dead wrong -- I am quickly checking to see if she is simply interested in using me as a source of income, which it turns out she is since she said she was not interested in going on a date but hopes I can still attend her business event (the goal being that I buy shyt from her). Had no intention of wasting my time and now I won't waste my time.

 

[cremasta7]

Twice, while we all walked along the street, my shoulder and her tits bumped.

How tall is this woman? Her legs must be amazing!