"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Your and You're

Biggie

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Your is speaking in terms of possession. Example: These are your clothes.

You're means you are. It's a contraction. Example: You're incredibly stupid.

Wrong way to say "Your": Your really tall.

Wrong way to say "You're": Bring you're pajamas.

Read this and learn it.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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(JJ)

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haha a fellow grammar nazi! i agree.

its not even ignorance i don't think, just laziness.

and it bugs me too.

most girls screw it up in texts. so i make fun of them too. haha
 

Cinamon

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Others include their and there, quite and quiet, weather and whether.
 

horaholic

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Don't forget affect, vs. effect.

I also find it annoying when people don't post threads in the correct forum.

For example, threads about proper grammar belong in the 'anything else' forum.

Seriously though, I think you're (right?) OCD if it bothers you that much.
 

Just a Shot Away

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Haha, it's funny how so many people are bothered by this one. I have people on FB gearing their STATUS toward this common error. The one that's always got me was the use of "literally". I hear everyone misusing this word, even professional radio/TV hosts.

"...and I literally KILLED the crowd after my performance!" No no no. If you literally killed the crowd after your performance, you would receive the death penalty.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Cure

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Just a Shot Away said:
"...and I literally KILLED the crowd after my performance!" No no no. If you literally killed the crowd after your performance, you would receive the death penalty.
Only if you're caught, if they find DNA there and they're sure it is yours, and you're later apprehended by the police and placed in their prison.

And yes basic grammar errors irritate me :p
 
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