"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Your 2nd line of offense against the "I have a boyfriend" line

DJnoob

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I was watching a TV show the other day, and this old dude was hitting on this chick..

Old (confident,****y,funny) senior: "Do you have a boyfriend?"

Nurse: "Yeah, I do"

Old Guy: "Lets go shoot him"

Nurse: (drops jaw and cracks up loud)



- I field tested it and it worked =). Works like a charm
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Better yet if she calls your bluff and looks at you with wild psycho eyes and says "OK, here's his address" <extends slip of paper and it's NOT her phone number>

:crackup:
 

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It worked huh.... what exactly was your level of success with this one? Phone #?
 

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One answer to that, which turns the conversation into a more sexual route than funny one (you can't be a homophobe though), is to answer smugly:
"That's ok. So do I."

You'll usually get the same response, but the answer gets them to continue the conversation on a more flirty note.
 

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Yeah girls always bring up another guy, whether or not they really have a bf... for several different reasons of course.
Usually with me they merely mention their bf in the convo, like, "Yeah, my boyfriend lives like 10 minutes away."
to which I might reply:
"Yeah, so does mine."
In my opinion you should never even hint that you give a flying fu-ck whether or not they have a bf.
In most cases I simply ignore the b-word all together, like they never said it.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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