Your 2nd line of offense against the "I have a boyfriend" line

[DJnoob]

I was watching a TV show the other day, and this old dude was hitting on this chick..

Old (confident,****y,funny) senior: "Do you have a boyfriend?"

Nurse: "Yeah, I do"

Old Guy: "Lets go shoot him"

Nurse: (drops jaw and cracks up loud)



- I field tested it and it worked =). Works like a charm

 

[insidious]

Better yet if she calls your bluff and looks at you with wild psycho eyes and says "OK, here's his address" <extends slip of paper and it's NOT her phone number>

:crackup:

 

[pimpfromdayone]

It worked huh.... what exactly was your level of success with this one? Phone #?

 

[Dayspring]

One answer to that, which turns the conversation into a more sexual route than funny one (you can't be a homophobe though), is to answer smugly:
"That's ok. So do I."

You'll usually get the same response, but the answer gets them to continue the conversation on a more flirty note.

 

[pimpfromdayone]

Yeah girls always bring up another guy, whether or not they really have a bf... for several different reasons of course.
Usually with me they merely mention their bf in the convo, like, "Yeah, my boyfriend lives like 10 minutes away."
to which I might reply:
"Yeah, so does mine."
In my opinion you should never even hint that you give a flying fu-ck whether or not they have a bf.
In most cases I simply ignore the b-word all together, like they never said it.

 

[lets_do_this]

Dont ask, dont tell.