"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Younger 'couple' at work grinding or leaning on each other in front of me

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I never would have thought these two were together a fat short dude and no t!ts short redhead little. I'm not interested. Anyway she's wearing as5-gripping spandex (yoga?) pants and appears rather wh0ry just above minimum wage the both of them, but I'm never around them they're always around each other, so she comes over to him while we are talking (I never talk to the guy and he's an ANGRY boy really just you know and puffed up on himself I have nothing in common lol) and smiles at me and then Leans back into him (and before he'd checked out her spandex'd as5 as she'd walked by), her as5 on his d!ck area (through clothes). I just turn around and check something business related to not look at them just almost dry humping in front of me (twice their age). I just didn't know how to take it. Disrespect? or teasing me? as if I want the little sloot? The little boy has some anger or jealousy issues. She must see something in him I have no idea what? rich parents? he's tough?? I've been training mma of late so I think I could handle the runt but certainly not as fast in my 40s as I was just 4 years ago. Young people today :rolleyes:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Don't be jealous.

Learn to control it otherwise you'd end up writing novels abt them, just like this thread.
 

zekko

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You must have a fun workplace.
 
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