"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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DarkLight

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Sup All!

Was wondering what crafty rebuddles you all have for the "you wish!" response.

Let the Jokes Begin'

-DarkLight-
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Christ... all the ****y Fvckrock Comedians in here, and not 1 rebuddle.

Lets hear it'
 
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DarkLight,

Here you go...


HB: "You wish!"

You: "No, no, I don`t make wishes, I grant them, if you`re lucky!"


HB: "You wish!"

You: "Aren`t you supposed to tell me that I have 3 and aren`t you supposed to be almost naked? Wait a minute, you`re not one of those feminist genies are you?"

HB: "You wish!"

You: "Only if the wishes are unlimited and you wear something scanty, because you`ll have to appeal to my noble side".


HB: "You wish!"

You: "Damn, you`re not a good telepathic genie because you`re still talking and dressed".

Just my 2 cents.

Cheers,
Mav
 
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Maverick001

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HB: "You wish!"

You: "No, YOU wish harder, then you might get lucky".


HB: "You wish!"

You: "Is that the best pickup line you have? You`re going to have to try harder if you want this". (Point to self)


More 2 cents.

Cheers,
Mav.
 
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