"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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You win in bed if she calls you by your first name...

Lookatu

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This may have been posted before but not sure.

Anytime a woman calls you by your first name in bed while you're having sex means that you are doing things right and she is really enjoying it.

How many of you have encountered this?

At the same time, women calling you by your first name in either voice conversation or through text means she's trying to get her point across, bothered/annoyed or is in disagreement with you somehow. LOL

Just remember to listen to see if/when she calls you by your first name.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm not sure if that's a fact or just your observation. It really differs from woman to woman. Some women can't even form proper sentences, let alone words when they go crazy in bed. I've had women curse, say my name and scream the cliché stuff like "oh my god" and "what the f+ck is happening?!"
 

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I have encountered this and I agree.

I am passionate and if the sex is really good, I will call out the woman's first name.
 
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I think none of us forget the reactions; sounds & sights of the first girl we have sex with.

My first lay kept muttering "OhMyGod I am SOOO light headed right now!!"

Myself a virgin (she wasn't), I assumed this was good at the time. She kept showing the whites of her eyes whilst her lips were trembling (not those lips!).

I would smack her on the ass whilst she was on top of me sucking my tongue. She would draw her head back and look at me like a disapproving dog owner. "Yes?" or "can I help?" she would then ask, and return to the throat wrestling. She would giggle softly when she let go of my tongue.

One standout memory is her jacking me off whilst smiling very sweetly. She would look at me whilst sucking my balls as well.

I miss having both my balls. :cry:
 
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