"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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You will not believe the last 48 hours I had

KarmaSutra

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I've noticed something with PR L/LMS.

When he thought he had a shot at a MOD spot his posts and threads were erudite and thoughtful.

Now he's back to the same 'ol same 'ol: "Kill the hors and off with thier heads!"

:crackup:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I love LMS, he tells it like it is.

I respect that LMS.. but it's just not practial. It's either you come over my house or become a monk. I am probably gone working or busy 14-15 hours a day.. i don't have time to sit around and lounge.. the only real time I have to spend with women is when I am unwinding at night. It is what it is. I'm not scared of a *****, what the fvck is she going to do? yeah she hit me up side the head but I could have probably killed her.. no robably to it if I really wanted to, I was never "threatened".

As it's been stated before, you spin plates, they don't spin you. Me going out of my way to drive a one hour round trip to see a woman at night is my plates spinning me.. get in where you fit in.. BIIIIITCH
 
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Haha, who said I wanted to be a mod?? I never thought about putting my name in the arena! My thread was to nominate Francisco. And if I was a mod I will still call hos "hos" - my language never changed because I call a thing by it's proper name!
 

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backbreaker said:
Okay, we were sitting on my couch.. we argued for about 15 mintues, but my mind was made up. So I get up and start heading to the door, thinking she is behind me...
I'm surprised you turned your back on her knowing she was batsh!t insane. That sucks what happened but you handled it admirably! Good story...that'll be one for the kids (if you have any) :D
 

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Damn.

As soon as I read the part that you called the police I thought you'd be saying you were facing assault charges. Good thing the cops had a bit of sense.

If that happened to me, I'd get out of the house, then call police. Do my best to get away, and leave no doubt who assaulted who. I have a friend who has permanent back injuries from his drunken ex-wife, and he was the only one who spent any time in jail.

If you got the restraining order, then she did violate it. Lends further credibility to your case.

Tough lesson, man.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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backbreaker said:
I love LMS...
Thanks man, no one ever told me that before! I was going to tell you "I love you" first but I didn't want to seem like an AFC and scare you away.

I think we should know each other better on a personal level before we make a commitment whereby we become exclusive - I'll put the ball in your court - I know this is against DJ advisory, but love doesn't have any rules!

When a man doesn't receive affection he becomes hardened and takes on a persona that belies his heart. Maybe that is why I am so hard on hos (no pun intended :rolleyes:). Since you opened up to me I softened up a bit and will "try" to be more gentle in my responses - meaning, I won't use so many exclamation points! :rolleyes:
 

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KarmaSutra said:
First lesson you must learn young asshopper: Stop watching so much fvcking Star Trek and reading so many comic books.

It was a joke?
 
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