"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
You will know in the first 2 weeks if you can do it or not.
- Thread starter jimd33
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
I've reviewed your case in the Court of Appeals and find you guilty of :jimd33 said:
- not MANNING THE FVCK UP
- fantasising about sodomy with a respected male judge; and
- whining about your SELF-IMPOSED problems.
APPEAL DENIED.
You are hereby sentenced to an additional 60 days in the Roseypalm penitentiary, Jackinoff-ville, Florida.
During that time, your rehabilitation will be to stop writing b/s threads like this saying you can't change, GROW A PAIR OF FVCKIN’ BALLS and to improve yourself as a man.
Case closed.
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ROTFLMAO!!!!! :crackup: :crackup:runner83 said:
Runner83 is now the prosecutor and DA in the court!
The OP will also be fined for contempt of court and disorderly conduct. The court will also order the defendant to grow a pair of f**kin' balls and write out a field report. This will help us point out his problems.
A person can want all they want, but it's up to the person on the receiving end of the help to make that decision.
Bailiffs, escort the defendant out of the courtroom. I need to get a whole new gavel. I'm very disappointed in you OP. Very. Come back when you erase that f**kin' negative attitude and be released from the penitentiary. Then I'll decide whether to send you to a penitentiary in Fort Blueballs, Indiana.
F**kin' pitiful. I pity the fool who ain't got balls to talk to women.
BTW I'd tap Judge Hatchett, Judge Penny, Judge Lynn Toler, Judge Pirro, and Judge Milian.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.