"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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MrBond007

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Originally posted by [T]he ishop


That being said, Bond, I can't see how they would let you into the site - perhaps you could type up a generic set of values or whatnot and email them over to him?

Its like asking someone to help you resolve a 5k peices puzzle over the phone...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by Capi Crimini
Bishop. I started that fourm AFTER Posting the above.

I was bitter because everyone supported it a little while ago. It's a lot better in my opinion to test someone then to diable them for a month. Plus some people come over from other boards to post info here. or join here who already have a good foundation.

Doing thats more of a mass genocide of newbs.

There have been good posts by people with posts of ~10, though rarer.

PLus some people like to create a new

http://sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=35571&perpage=20&pagenumber=1

Like I said. A while abck everyone thought it was a good idea.I wasn't being bitter.


As for Bond. Maybe you could guide Allen through it step by step, or maybe there's a way Allen could back up the site before they let you on. and then change the PW after you left. That way they'd be insured against you messing up and screwing around.

Most fourms I've been at the fourm records everyhitng the mod does. So he might be able to check what exactly you did and see what you messed with.

hope it helps
1-The whole test thing is ludacris(SP?). What do you beleive you are anyway?Some kind of supreme being. A lot of people disagree with you so the whole concept of a test blows.

The idea is good but will ALWAYS be badly executed.

2-I wont guide Allen through it step-by-step because I made lots of suggestions in the past that were ignored.If he wants it done, he could always hire someone and pay for the fix. Im sorry to say that this website is alive because of the content posted by people here and the theift selling their e-books.

In the end, thats money for Allen with little to no work.Not that I blame him.


"Most fourms I've been at the fourm records everyhitng the mod does. So he might be able to check what exactly you did and see what you messed with. "

I put that out just because it shows how you know NOTHING about computers.You are the newb.
 

Big-J

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Why not just put a post cap for guys not yet senior/Master?

Ie.

Max of 10-15 posts/day can only start 1 topic/day, and reply after that.

Limit that to Discussion, then after they get to senior/master let 'em post in the Tips section.

No Cap on Anything Else.


Only thing I see happening is AE getting loaded up with Junk as people try to get their post counts up.


Infact I knew someone that had a script like this up and running for the same kind of board, but I gotta track him down (been quite a while since I talked with him last).
 

Spike_the_cowboy

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Originally posted by Phrozen
1. Don't let new members post for their first month.
2. Do away with showing post counts.

I agree (and no, I'm not just trying to get a higher number on my post meter!).:p
 

Capi Crimini

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I still like the quiz idea... anyway.... when are we gonna do this?

Why is Mr. Bond banned???
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Spike_the_cowboy

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Originally posted by Capi Crimini
Why is Mr. Bond banned???

Because he was an ass, I guess. Who cares?
 
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