"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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You think you'v heard all the afc stories well this one tops them

Fenderules

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Ok so i there is this guy who i had heard lots of stories from who is a compltele AFC. I dont know him but a few of my friends are friends with him. I'v met him once, was not impressed (total homie wigger guy). Anyway this once chick that i was interested in for a while but decided not to keep interest in, knew this guy. He was literally obsessed at a stalker level. At first he always called her and always tried to see her....and she had a bf. He was always "ooooo i just wanna see you" and so on. He would not leave her alone so she actually changed her cell number cause 3 weeks had gone by and he called twice a day regardless of wether she answered or not. So then one day he phones her and leaves a message saying its a MAJOR emergency and he had just been in a fight. Of course she calls and he tells her he had jusb been stabbed and is bleeding to death. She freaks out and tells him to go to the hospital and he is like "no....i dont need to go, but in case i die i just wanna see you. RIGHT NOW!. of course she keeps telling him to go to the hospital but he wont and tells her his mom and pick her up cause all he wants to do is see her.
So she finally realizes its some gimmick and manages to get him off the phone. So she goes back to bed. Later in the night (like an hour) she here's a guy screaming outside calling her...and its him! and he's tellinger her he is bleeding all over the place and needs to see her so he can go the hospital. She runs out to see him and realizes he was faking the whole time........ he was using fake blood. She freaked out went back in and called the police. He startec crying and cried. She told him she called the police so he finally left.



now wtf was with that? scary isnt it! i guess thats the extreme of afc behaviour. pretty sad
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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tom121

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that's more like a stalker lol... what a sad wigger
 

DeathDealer

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wiggers are funny, they think they're smooth djs trying to be black. they should all go on 'da ali g show' so they can represent.

you know what i'm saying?you know what i'm saying?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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S.S.N. 318

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damn, thats some wild stuff.....god dang....
 
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