"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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"You should give average girls a chance."

DonGorgon

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SharinganUser said:
I never really understood the phrase "You should give average girls a chance." Why is the world pressuring me to give average girls a free ticket? Average guys don't ever get a chance with women.

In the immortal words of Dr Kelso Licensed Hetero, "Slaggie, if you want to get people's attention, you've got to get more aggressive or more attractive. Pick one."
Well with the woman shortage at hand many males have no choice but to give uglies and fatties a chance...
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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SharinganUser

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What shortage of women?? Last I checked there were roughly 1.5 billion of them.

Any guy that settles for a girl that he isn't really attracted to, isn't really a man in my books.

If you want to use the apparent shortage of women to justify your less than spectacular sex life, then that's no skin off my back.

DonGorgon, If you really wanted to be a successful DJ then you'd better start holding yourself accountable for the choices you make. But if you're happy with average, then that's just fine too.
 

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I attend a university and there's not a lot of good looking girls there either, believe it or not, I'd say a handful of 6-8s, then some rotund lummoxes (who I am sure have great personalities). I don't even attempt to approach in my town. Good thing I only have two more years there.
 

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yea kinda

I noticed that a lot of average women tend to be more fun on a date...but hb's are more sexual in the bed in my experience..average girls down to earth...hb's tend to act like shes to cool to fart..If I could somehow find one who embodies both traits that would be cool..
 

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Jitterbug said:
The average American woman is 5'4" and 164 pounds. That's a fattie.
um. no buddy. those are call fatties. Average looking means decent body. okay face. not supermodel material. might be able to work at hooters if she lost a few lbs. You would probably call them an HB, I would call them average.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Warrior74 said:
um. no buddy. those are call fatties. Average looking means decent body. okay face. not supermodel material. might be able to work at hooters if she lost a few lbs. You would probably call them an HB, I would call them average.
Totally agreed! :up:

The kinds of women who fit into the "mathematical average" of 160+ lbs aren't usually able to score even an HB 6 ranking.

Sorry uggos, but having the median weight in the fattest nation on Earth does not make you even remotely average/cute looking... :down:

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Screw settling for a walrus, that's what AFCs and Beta males are for. ;)
 

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Average looking girls aren't bad at all. If you're superficial, sure, they suck.

If you're into someone who actually has some brains and can hold a meaningful conversation with you, while not being full of herself, average girls are the ticket.
 
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