“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

Read more...

You realize this is the last place I hold sane control over.

CapiCrimini

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since sosuave.com never mods this place, this is my last place of sanctity...

My shire say you...

So to this shrine I dedicate this post.
 

Kourt

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Moved To Anything Else

hehe
 

Vincent

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Why don't you just make a post that says,

"BAN ME PLEASE"

I mean really...

Perhaps you should think about joining the Something Awful forum, it seems like more your kind of place.
 

MrBond_Age

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Wait man. This guy cant afford mental stabillity yet so dont ask him to afford the SA boards.
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

Capt.Jack Sparrow

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What is there to do if he cannot be banned? :( I mean, even if he is banned, he comes back on a different user name. Isnt there something you guys can do? :mad:
 

Eternal

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Originally posted by Capt.Jack Sparrow
What is there to do if he cannot be banned? :( I mean, even if he is banned, he comes back on a different user name. Isnt there something you guys can do? :mad:
IP ban.
 

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Originally posted by MrBond_Age
Wait man. This guy cant afford mental stabillity yet so dont ask him to afford the SA boards.
eh I think its worth the 10 dollars, especially all the hidden stuff you get when you join.

Maybe all the BT files will tie up his free time and keep him off of here.

Plus GBS seems like his kind of place.

Just something to think about...
 

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Originally posted by CapiCrimini
since sosuave.com never mods this place, this is my last place of sanctity...

My shire say you...

So to this shrine I dedicate this post.
Shut OFF the computer for a day and go discover REAL life. Jeezus. :rolleyes:
 

CapiCrimini

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REAL life.
hmmm... out-side... you means outside of these four walls that surround my very existence there is more? But mother said if we leave the walls we shall surley fall off the edge into a eternal abbis, rules by the GOD nebzunaa!!... the rathful GOD of the under-depths...

It surley cannot be safe. For the turtles who support this board I sit on would become angry and the world unbalanced, and soon everything would slide off...

silly figment of my imagination, you surley jest.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

Read more...

CapiCrimini

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This should be all that is needed to prove you need to get a real life
okay... now if you understand I only use that fourm as a fourm to post thinks to link to from other fourms... or simply a storage cell...

ALL of those posts where linked to under another fourm, and they were all cut and pasted... MEANING, thats not typed by hand rather just C&P, along with the fact that almost all those posts were posted in UNO half hour....
 

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Originally posted by CapiCrimini
okay... now if you understand I only use that fourm as a fourm to post thinks to link to from other fourms... or simply a storage cell...

ALL of those posts where linked to under another fourm, and they were all cut and pasted... MEANING, thats not typed by hand rather just C&P, along with the fact that almost all those posts were posted in UNO half hour....
Why are you copying and pasting stuff into there? Stuff that you didn't write?
 

CapiCrimini

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Why are you copying and pasting stuff into there? Stuff that you didn't write?
If you read the original post that explained it all... with your brilliant mind I'm sure you can deduce the reason... I quoted the correct authors too.;)
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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i like CapiCrimini, sure hes no inspiration, infact hes hardly a help at all too me, but hes funny. He brings some humour in to the forum, there are a several great DJ's but only 1 funny DJ on the forum! because i and other people that are also funny reserve that for real life or MSN, but CapiCrimini doesnt and that makes the forum a better place!

~because theres only 1 true CapiCrimini~
 

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CapiCrimini

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What about the fact that he reached master DJ status in less than a month of creating his new account?
I'm a quick learn. :p

In reference, this post, will be my FIRST post as a Master DJ since I started.
I'm glad you dedicated this special moment to me... I feel touched. *tears*


People may think it's funny, but this guy's got to be having problems with something because no one with any form of a real life would ever replicate half of the stuff he's "inspired" us by doing.
I used to have a life, but after my fourth[maybe it was fifth?] trip to the mental hospital I became bored with real life. I now live with card-bored cutouts and sock-puppets. After watching Mr. rogers I also have an alternate reality inside the walls of my house. It seems real but It could just be the lead paint i had to eat in order to knaw the hole.

No. I means SHUT UP.
But I'm not talking?
 
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